Originally posted by -SpectraL
No, I won't, because my demands are fair and proper.
I, too, feel my lone demand to be a fair and proper one. A concession of demands, a compromise, a clean slate, and a fresh start forward.
And I demand you agree.
:D
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tweet me in the bushes, cockboy
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Originally posted by infinityshock
because if it weren't for the US Europe would all be speaking German and nazi-saluting
You wouldn't consider that a win? Sounds like your beloved country lost the war for you.
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2017-11-24 at 10:54 PM UTC
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I'm sleeping in a car tonight
I understand. I guess it's not really up to me to make that call but you're right, it's contagious to our simple American minds who so often seem to champion whatever is being blabbed on about in order to feel 'involved,' regardless of it even makes sense to them.
That's why you have your folks like Hikiko who are quick to profess the nation's problems are to blame on liberals, but can't or won't provide what exactly that means and who specifically fits that category.
We just want to hop on cringebook, say some buzzwords and make a few vague generalizations so as to appear 'in the know,' maybe throw out a couple 'so sad, thoughts and prayers' comments to remind everyone how sympathetic we are, and then get the fuck back to our whatever the fuck it is we do- being mad at Netflix for something and fist-fighting our family members over Starbucks coffee then uploading aftermath pics to Instagram. I think those are the three things that we do.
Needless to say, I'm just as guilty as mindlessly wasting away into my glowing rectangles, but I like to think I'm a tad more keen to the comprehension and understanding of our reality than "the masses" are.
Either way I lately sure as shit haven't been doing anything to 'make a difference, so my next best alternative is to observe and question, pick my battles and choose a more reverent approach as opposed to a screaming preacher's mentality of repetition and incistance.
Sorry got a little off track but yeah.. Florida. Jill. Its a good spot for him. I'd rather he lived out his final years than being executed because we have different views on race. Same with anyone.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
who is jack reacher? the name sounds familiar, not sure if i've heard of him or just its been mentioned on here before.
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Gay porn superstar.
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2017-11-24 at 8:59 AM UTC
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What is a Clydesdale?
Originally posted by HTS
Do horses precum? I've watched a lot of bestiality porn and I don't remember horses precumming… of if they did, like… I don't remember it being excessive.
She'll precumming down the mountain when she cums.
What?
I don't know.
I'm IP banned from every last equestrian and hippology related site on the web don't ask me.
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Do you ever just stand forlornly over your equally forlorn toilet in the middle of the night and drop individual pieces of stale potato chips into the bowl as symbolic representations of your hopes and dreams barely ever staying afloat before sogging out and woefully sinking to the base of the shit-house where you and they belong?
Me either.
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2017-11-24 at 2:32 PM UTC
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I'm sleeping in a car tonight
Originally posted by NARCassist
which states are considered the 'midwest' exactly, anyway?
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This here cluster of states that they didn't want to correctly label as the north middle east.
I'm in that photo, can you see me??
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2017-11-24 at 12:40 AM UTC
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This website is boring as fuck
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You people have no idea who you are dealing with here.
Correct.
You know, this little space community has 2.5 years under its asteroid belt.
It's our rinky dink homemade rocket and we're still cruising.
Space turbulence sometimes. Mechanical issues on occasion. Arguably only one major incident in the 'space cat meltdown,' and a lone ship captain who, despite perhaps sending Bill Krozby to the escape pod a few more times than necessary, has more or less been conservative on the "punishment" end of things and kept our space tube steady and on course, no co-pilot necessary.
I mean, it isn't all so
terrible really, wouldn't you agree?
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2017-11-23 at 4:22 AM UTC
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I'm alive, but not well.
Originally posted by Malice
Honestly, I am exactly the kind of person that should be set for life living off a large inheritance, like Schopenhauer. If these niggas had had to work to support themselves the world would have lost so much. If I reconnect with my father I'd better get something when he passes away. It's his fault I was born autistic, and born at all.
Sounds like you just need to reevaluate your RC stack, bro.
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2017-11-23 at 10:17 PM UTC
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What is a Clydesdale?
Clyde's dad
Goes by Chad
Known to precum
Just a tad
By just a tad
I mean it's bad
Fucking up
Your mattress pad
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I'll read the OP THOROUGHLY in a few I just wanted to say Patreon reminds me of peleton which for those who don't know is the main pack of cyclists in a bicycle race, which is designed to reduce drag and energy for riders positioned in the middle and to the back, thus conserving themselves for a later push ahead of the peleton in an attempt to win the race. If your main job is to be in the peleton, your coaches don't think you're good enough to win. Peletons are the 'front lines' of the cycling world, or the 'offensive lines' of football. They take the damage and do the heavy lifting so someone less deserving can take advantage of it and get the glory.
That's a peleton.
Sorry for the interruption I'll be back with thread-relevant words shortly. Thank you.
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
The new big:
Cute edibles.. I'm taking bong rips
Cute bong rips.. I'm encapsulating myself in the most potent marijuanas in existence and throwing myself in a broiling oven
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2017-11-23 at 2:11 PM UTC
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ATTN: Snoopy
Speaking of things in, on, or around caps, Babe Ruth would sometimes put a wet cabbage leaf under his cap, and change the leaf every two innings, to help keep him cool.
I'll be wearing a cabbage leaf for the remainder of the year in his honor.
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Niggas affected by airball chants are niggas that ONLY make airballs.
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Mom I said I'm not hungry right now! I'm looking up mobile screenshots of guys on tinder holding their dogs!!! ..... WHY? 'cause I'm not pathetic like they are! DUH!!! PUH-LEEZE MOM JUST A COUPLE MORE MINUTES OF LOOKING!!!!
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Originally posted by infinityshock
then explain why diversity is being crammed down the throats of white countries but not handsome and well tanned individual countries.
Because we whites should be able to handle it, but your type keep making a fuss about it because you don't have skillz like adaptability and interpersonal communicationz. Self-victimization is real. You're just scared because you don't know how to handle yourself in uncomfortable environments. :)
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Originally posted by RestStop
If you are a sufferer of stage two farts please consult your doctor; StageNoMore may be able to help.
Common side effects include excessive flatulation and suicidal actions.
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2017-11-23 at 5:08 AM UTC
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I don't trust Speech to Text
Originally posted by RisiR †
How would you even use video tags? This is bullshit.
In text-to-speech it read as 'opening square bracket slash video closing square bracket.
But this doesn't account for being able to differentiate between your voice saying "slash" and meaning "/" or if you actually want the word "slash" typed out.
QUITE THE QUANDARY, MR. MCDUCK!
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We only fart once in our lifetime. Any successive "farts" are just, as you've made mention of, stages of the initial fart.
So when someone asks did you just fart, you can without lying say "No, Chad, I didn't just fart." Then do a disgusted eye-roll at Chad's ignorance.
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