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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, unless they know you're counting on them not actually taking it. I internally roll my eyes at that shit. And there have been a few times I actually took it, back when I was broke and could use it to help me get closer to paying for another pack. I'd say some shit about how normally I wouldn't take it, but I could actually really use it right now for such and such. The badly-concealed expression on the bum's face is usually amusing.

    Haha. One of the servers on the weekends, Bobbie, the epitome of a fat slow-moving slob, will ask me every fucking Sunday for a smoke, acting all wore out like she's physically exhausted and neeeeds a smoke so bad. She reaches into her apron like she's saying here I'll give you some change and of course there's NEVER any quarters it's just like 60 cents in small coins, I think she sets it up that way hoping I'll be like nah nah keep your stupid little change but I always take it and I make her keep digging around until she finds all of it.

    Then, I open my full pack making sure she sees it's full and I pull out like 3 or 4 of em and then pull one out of that and hand it to her and put the others back.

    THEN, I berate her for being too fucking lazy to walk across the street to her car where she always, in fact, has a pack of smokes but is too fucking stupid to remember to bring them in with her.

    This is practically a weekly routine. Fucking BOBBIE.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist wassup mmQ, you called?



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    Yo just wanted to remind you I'm not sharing.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws She takes it orally now that she’s preggo

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    these people are fucking pussies of one of the higher orders. they'd get eaten alive in any correctional facility. It's actually pretty embarrassing to watch, but interesting nonetheless, hence why I am watching this shit. But I've started to skip over a lot of the cringe segments. How fucking EMBARRASSING. FIVE DAYS. jesus crhist. that is literally a NOTHING. ahah
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grimace I remember when I was a preteen and I pluto'ed so fucking hard, man. Remember???

    Dude. Remember when as a preteen you'd have birthdays and all they were was a night of staring at pictures of Pluto and holistically worshipping it for weeks on end with minimal food and water ?? Cutting yiurself?? Remember that Grimmy?????
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bill Krozby goes into these phases when he's not the main point of topic on the forum. It's fine. He's fine. He just needs to calm down like a good little bromo.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Elliot's exercise blog

    Your father's internet mail headquarters
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love when I get drunk enough to where I instantly burst out laughing when I click submit on posts like the one above, knowing full well it's not even remotely close to being worth even a curl of the lips resembling the slightest smile but at the moment to me it's RIP ROARINGLY HILARIOUS. That's all that matters.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny so after all the denying you finally admit you're a rapist Bill Krozby. Good on you for realizing your shit human being who can't get laid without forcing himself on a woman.

    You've made progress but the next step is the hardest: killing yourself

    Objection thing-- how can a man "get laid" without "force?"
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A really weird game of horseshoes
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I've been on T-PAIN for 6 years. I resorted when I was exceptionally sick to IVing for a brief period of time. Never before or after that have I been IVing it.

    I've gone through this enough times. I've weighed the pros and cons of continuing or discontinuing. There are reasons why they prescribe methadone and even other opiates in some cases to pregnant woman, especially those who become pregnant while already dependent. Cortisol is a terrible chemical for a developing brain too. So is the fact that WDs alone could cause miscarriage.

    It's no use arguing. I know what I am doing is right and you all get bent out of shape by being emotionally charged over a hot topic like ”what about the CHILDREN?!?!" Without considering other sides to it. Its whatever…

    I guess I've never seen/don't recall your stance on abortee but, ya know, why don't you just abort the babby and not worry about that shit? I mean, you're not worried about it anyway apparently but aside from that, do you WANT this kid, and WHY? Just fucking abort. ABORT ABORT ABORT.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER If i kill myself, its going to be out away from my home somewhere (because killing yourself around other people is fucking selfish), and then just wrap a towel and then some tough plastic dropcloth or tarp material around my head everywhere but my nostrils. Then duct tape it in place. Then just a shot straight into the skull above the ear (I know pointing upward in your mouth is most effective, but cant do that with a tarp tied around your head). I imagine the people who have to clean up that stuff would appreciate someone making it a bit easier to clean up after.

    The people we had who died were kamikaze pimp, viper, and ilovechronic among others.I forget which one was the gun cleaning incident but he was just too high and too confident in his gun handling skills. Then again ive done that same shit on TC a ton of times, im sure.

    my fondest of memories of you are on tc beyond blackout drunk and fuxxing with a gun. .
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    itt: slampigs and whimpers
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He'll probably come back as an alt and not post. Option 3, bitch!
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe the babby LIKES the t-pain. Did you fuckers ever thin about that ? Nope. Selfish thinkers.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just say the box was empty.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm riding on a public bus for the first time in over ten years. Woah-oahh!!
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And some milk, from the milkman's wife's tits.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    I watched 25 seconds cringing 19.6 of them.
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    "AHHHH GOOD MORNING WELCOME TO THE CRINGE RESIDENCE IM GONNA DO ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS I CAN DO FOR MYSELF AND MAKE MY FUCKING BED. WHAT A NICE THING! "

    She could do so many nicer things. What a waste of time especially since it takes her so much longer she doesn't even realize it's actually one of the meanest things she could do for herself as it's costing her time of her crippled life to do more meaningful things. what a DUMBASS!
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