Originally posted by -mal-
That’s a lot. And not believable.
It seems youve caught the skepticism bug. Now you SEE.
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2015-07-03 at 2:57 AM UTC
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This girl knows what's up.
PsychoSopho I want to suck the blood clots out of your arteries baby, don't ever forget that. I want your aorta in my asshole whence upon I shit it out into your mouth and you feed it to me like a mother bird to her begging baby. FUCK ME IN MY ORIFICES COLLECTIVE YOU SUCK-RIDGE ANATOMY TREE!!
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Aawww adorbs. Chootie's your doggie? 😄
My wittle kitty bitty. She got cancer and passed away Feb. 22nd this year.
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When Chootie yawned I liked to put my finger across her mouth so she bit into it as she closed her mouth, then I'd say something to the effect of 'tee hee jk Choo Choo' and go about my business.
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Originally posted by Archer513
Weak
Again…
Best friend. You were wrong on the internet. Stop being weird about it! It's ok.
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2018-05-03 at 1:03 AM UTC
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Where have you gone, Karen?
Originally posted by -mal-
I use to think you were just ignoring Zanick’s calls to you. Now I’m wondering if you’re in some kind of trouble? You can reach me on the mal-phone if you want to talk about it.
Com back soon, Karen!
What's your major mal-phone-ction, private?
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2018-05-02 at 5:04 PM UTC
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Trash digging.
THEN SEW YOUR GOSH DANG FACE SHUT AND BREATH THROUGH YOUR EARS.
or let me guess you don't want to HEAR the garbage either.. *tire wooshing pffft sound for 45 seconds*
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Insufficient evidence uhhh, move to dismiss.
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2018-05-02 at 8:17 PM UTC
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ask lala
Originally posted by Red_Woman
We don't have NOODLES. It's pasta. :P
DOES EVERYONE THERE WALK AROUND LAUGHING ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHAPED LIKE A BOOT????
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whats everyones asl
Originally posted by Nil
you're post reminded me of this landmark thread.
https://niggasin.space/thread/22108
Lol landmark
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There's kind of this unwritten rule in kitchens/bars/restaurant jobs that sexual harassment is not only allowed it's encouraged.
I mean obviously there's some level of boundary but for the most part I've never really worked in a kitchen where it wasn't just completely common for the cooks and servers to interact in a "sexually harrassing" manner. Like if you feel harassed when you bend over in front of me to pick something up and I say LEWDLY "mmm yeahh girl pick that shit up girl lemme seem them goooods" then you wont last. Its just too commonplace.
9/10 it's reciprocal and like I said, encouraged. Nobody really gets immunity either. 15 yr old tight-assed hostesses, the hot 45-yr old waitresses, and the lot in between.
That's my experience anyway. Obviously that's not always gonna be the par.
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2018-05-02 at 5:10 PM UTC
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how to make a cat smart?
Is this one of those things where every reply has to be in the form of a question and could you maybe start working her out on cat sized parallel bars like they use in physical rehab when people are relearning how to walk or it could even be just two boards creating a narrow walkway that literally prevents her from falling and that you send her in to walk through over and over and over to the point she gets so used to walking tall like a proud kitty that she starts not ever laying down again because she's so proud of her ability to balance and walk straight and fancy?
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2018-05-02 at 4:55 PM UTC
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Temporarily lift post limits
It's like post 9-11 U.S. airport security. We don't need it anymore and the only reason we ever did was for a little peace of mind.
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I still do high school track
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2018-05-01 at 6:30 PM UTC
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Post your shower routine
Originally posted by Zanick
That's adorable! Do you think it's because he likes to be around you, or is he just very nosy?
I think it might be because he's a, ya know, a..
a cat. Anyway I don't shower I bubble bathe thrice a day but i did shower once when I was 15 and I just remember jacking off for like an hour. I don't think I even washed my hair or body it was just wire-to-wire strokage.
I guess if I were to try one in this day and age I'd probably do the same thing but wash my hair and body real quick afterward.
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First thing I do is not shower. Then I immediately start not making any coffee whatsoever. Then I eat ham on the bone all day and listen to corpse metal.
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Originally posted by Red_Woman
Shower & Coffee.
Queer
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so it fucking turns out that apparently, APPAR FUCKING ENTLY, some people actually go out of their way to,
get this... GET FUCKING THIS...... COVER THEIR WATER. THEY COVER THEIR WATER!!!!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH11?!?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. COVER. WATER. They pour it into a cup or whatever and then they GET
SCARED AND THEY COVER IT. Because of bad fucking whatevers in the air. BAD AIR. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK?????????????
YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???? ARE YOU DENSE??? WHAT ARE YOU? FAGGOT???? OH WAHHHH my WATER is EXPOSED go grab my tampons and
pacifier because im a STUPID LITTLE BABBY BITCH F!!!!! FUCK OFF. om my god you can cranberry ass flowerpot FUCK!
oh hey jim can you grab my water cover from the cabinet??? NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR WATER COVER AND YOUR FRIEND DEBORAH'S ASSHOLE
fucking CUCKLORD of the 9th degree. WHY DID I MARRY SUCH A WEAKLING AGAIN, REMIND ME, CARLA. FUCKING REMEIND ME!!!!!!!
honey did you wash my water cover yet? honey \have you seen my WATER COVER? YA KNOW THE THING THAT I COVER MY WATER WITH
BECAUSE I AM A LITERAL RETARD? YEAH. THAT THING. WHERE IS IT?
seventeen in a never ending loop please just never, ever ever EVER EVER EVER TALK OR MOVE OR THINK.
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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