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2018-04-20 at 7:19 PM UTC in Math questionmath question
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2018-04-20 at 5:06 PM UTC in Eating meat exclusivelyThis is probably already a thing, but either way I'm getting on board. My objective is to essentially cancel out a vegan or vegetarian, so that basically their whole stance is meaningless and every time they take a bite into a head of cabbage or whatever it is they eat, they'll know that I am somewhere out there taking the same sized bite into a raw slab of snow leopard meat or whatever I have available at the time.
I also happen to be a cat. And I can't die.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-20 at 7:17 PM UTC in Businesses I ownPuma makes a shoe after me.
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2018-04-20 at 7:20 PM UTC in Sophie, getting articles on vice and shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-20 at 6:02 PM UTC in New Riff Raff Album drop todayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-20 at 5:45 PM UTC in I accidentally joined a transsexual support group for minors.For the record I'd like you, Zanick, to clarify how you reacted by choosing one or any combination of these reaction gifs that I have kindly provided to make this process easy.
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2018-04-14 at 2:54 AM UTC in Math questionI'm just gonna say probably about 62°-68% and see if I'm close. ThanmsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 11:21 PM UTC in Is Penzoil, Kansas the greatest city in the world?Denzoil, WarshingtonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-18 at 7:25 PM UTC in I just found an extra tooth in my mouthThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 3:12 PM UTC in Is Penzoil, Kansas the greatest city in the world?It's not even the greatest city in Penzoil, Kansas.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 1:07 PM UTC in Your brain hallucinates realityLol WASTING THEIR LIVES thinking about interesting things. Go watch a fictional movie and jack off, maroon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 1:14 PM UTC in Your brain hallucinates realityIt's stupid how people have different interests.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-18 at 10:53 PM UTC in making amends with stupid noobSo like the instant you guys lost your feet/fingers what are you thinking about? I feel like I'd be already planning what my life is gonna be like without it/them. Like, that very instant. "FUCKKKK THIS IS MY NEW LIFE." something like thatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 12:40 PM UTC in Should I give up my plan to emotionally destroy women?You should follow through, but don't speak or type of it ever again. Just keep it all inside for yourself. It should still be the same right? You're not doing this for us anyway.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-18 at 11:53 PM UTC in ughwhat if they don't go away? EVER? Imagine the rest of your life with your crippling hemorrhoids. That's probably what's gonna happen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-18 at 3:38 PM UTC in There are 2 old women outside my house. What do I do!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-18 at 2:56 PM UTC in I have taken my pillsI wonder how many people have ever woken up and just slammed back to back to back beers. Kinda thinking about doing it for no reason. Like a wake and bake.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 10:15 PM UTC in Do you consume nicotine?
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, unless they know you're counting on them not actually taking it. I internally roll my eyes at that shit. And there have been a few times I actually took it, back when I was broke and could use it to help me get closer to paying for another pack. I'd say some shit about how normally I wouldn't take it, but I could actually really use it right now for such and such. The badly-concealed expression on the bum's face is usually amusing.
Haha. One of the servers on the weekends, Bobbie, the epitome of a fat slow-moving slob, will ask me every fucking Sunday for a smoke, acting all wore out like she's physically exhausted and neeeeds a smoke so bad. She reaches into her apron like she's saying here I'll give you some change and of course there's NEVER any quarters it's just like 60 cents in small coins, I think she sets it up that way hoping I'll be like nah nah keep your stupid little change but I always take it and I make her keep digging around until she finds all of it.
Then, I open my full pack making sure she sees it's full and I pull out like 3 or 4 of em and then pull one out of that and hand it to her and put the others back.
THEN, I berate her for being too fucking lazy to walk across the street to her car where she always, in fact, has a pack of smokes but is too fucking stupid to remember to bring them in with her.
This is practically a weekly routine. Fucking BOBBIE.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 8:45 PM UTC in What don't you share with NiS?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-13 at 12:22 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
