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Thanked Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey Amy,

    I'm mq. Your videos suck my ass and I'm going to hunt you down in real life and cut all the paws off of your little shitbag you call a dog. You deserve it. Good luck with your health too.

    I'm dead fucking serious. Hamdle dat.

    Yours truly, mmQ
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've only been through one DUI checkpoint ever and I was, indeed, drunk. But I had my seatbelt on and got a card for a free cheeseburger at Hardee's and they waved me through.

    ;)
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going to insult her dog and see if I can't trigger a response.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash DING DING DING

    You're transforming into Hector Salamanca.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    That's him. He's dead but I don't know what his burial wishes were so I'm just leaving him there forever.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm changing my name to Wren.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never had more than 2 packages in a sitting me entire loife, but after becoming intoxicated off the dark spirits last eve, I made and ate five packages, which is all I had, and I feel I could've at more. I don't understand.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter *Shuts and locks window*

    *is already standing right behind you*
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    On my days off I go sit at the DMV lobby and chat folks up from open to close, because I need it.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian To surgically sew his asshole back together.

    I would not give the faggot a penny.

    What if he promised to first lodge any donations into his goatse hole?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've called you thrice. No answer. No voicemail. Fuck YOU.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She replied:

    "Ok. Spiritual chain and mutual gym membership heartbeats and shit. That's fine. Its FINE. Just ask him what's his stupid number so I have a way to reach him when our fucking uncorroded souls aren't enough for him to understand I want him to bring Chinese take-out over to my place this Friday. FUCK."
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She said to ask if you changed your number or wtf she's been trying to get a hold of you for a few weeks now. ?? So?????
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ITT: a pace set to break zanick's 1,000 post meat bread. Guy's killing it.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Butthurt little bitches can't handle the heat, so all they can is talk about banning the people who hand them their dumb asses. That's all they have. Weak little butthurt bitches.

    Its just a couple little bans. A little HEAT. Why can't you hamdle dat fam?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So it sounds like nothing has changed other than 'she can't do this.' But she'll still fuck and make breakfast. What is it that she CAN'T keep doing?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ewwwwwww actor! Why would you tell us that? For gross! Lolol you're fucking CRAZY!!!
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes I'm here to confirm its true. Even a tablespoon of the infamous BUNDY will near instantaneously transform your entire pyschological makeup into that of a full-blown sociopath.

    Cough syrup. Not even ONCE.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle



    actual footage of WS trying to phaaaze actro
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS aww. y hate?


    Originally posted by Lanny Because you rejected my advances for a lesser man like a whore. And because you hate the love of my life (you).

    Originally posted by HTS
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