Originally posted by -mal-
I don’t get it.
the poor girl said as the hot-beer-breathed man continued to deblouse her, his cartoonish retard laugh echoing through the room as he kept repeating it's a joke it's just a silly joke you derpadew!
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2018-04-07 at 2:12 AM UTC
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What do you think of me?
You're not the dumbest retard I've ever encountered.
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Originally posted by -mal-
What do you want Bill Krozby? I’ve been ignoring this thread because I told you days ago I will no longer be addressing you directly. What do you want little boy? Do you want me to finally pick up the phone and shatter your reality when you realize I am a woman. I am your victim. And I was lured here by Dargo. Like fuck. Honestly, I don’t even think the people on this site would harass me anyway if I posted my number. I’m planning on getting a new one anyway because of you. Fucking piece of shit meth head low life that’s so fucking gay he can’t even get off if it’s not anal. Like you really are such a boring piece of shit that you can’t get my name out of your mouth. You’re so fucking delusional and stupid you think this is some joke that brought you notariety? Like fuck. If you don’t get my name out of your mouth and move the fuck on and better yourself then I guess I’m going to have to get my shit in line to fucking cook your ass in court. Do you know how many people wouldn’t mind taking care of the favor for me in other ways? I hold your life in my hands little boy, and yet you still run your fucking mouth. I can’t wait till that pretty mouth is being used by multiple cocks daily in prison you mother fucking shit stain.
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Hey Amy,
I'm mq. Your videos suck my ass and I'm going to hunt you down in real life and cut all the paws off of your little shitbag you call a dog. You deserve it. Good luck with your health too.
I'm dead fucking serious. Hamdle dat.
Yours truly, mmQ
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2018-04-11 at 12:41 AM UTC
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"Fuck this" mmQ exclaimed...
I've only been through one DUI checkpoint ever and I was, indeed, drunk. But I had my seatbelt on and got a card for a free cheeseburger at Hardee's and they waved me through.
;)
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I'm going to insult her dog and see if I can't trigger a response.
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Originally posted by mashlehash
DING DING DING
You're transforming into Hector Salamanca.
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That's him. He's dead but I don't know what his burial wishes were so I'm just leaving him there forever.
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2018-04-10 at 7:29 PM UTC
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Choosing a new name
I'm changing my name to Wren.
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2018-04-10 at 5:50 PM UTC
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Raw men noodles
I've never had more than 2 packages in a sitting me entire loife, but after becoming intoxicated off the dark spirits last eve, I made and ate five packages, which is all I had, and I feel I could've at more. I don't understand.
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Originally posted by Enter
*Shuts and locks window*
*is already standing right behind you*
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2018-04-10 at 2:16 AM UTC
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I hate leaving the house
On my days off I go sit at the DMV lobby and chat folks up from open to close, because I need it.
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
To surgically sew his asshole back together.
I would not give the faggot a penny.
What if he promised to first lodge any donations into his goatse hole?
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2018-04-09 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Fuck you guys
I've called you thrice. No answer. No voicemail. Fuck YOU.
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She replied:
"Ok. Spiritual chain and mutual gym membership heartbeats and shit. That's fine. Its FINE. Just ask him what's his stupid number so I have a way to reach him when our fucking uncorroded souls aren't enough for him to understand I want him to bring Chinese take-out over to my place this Friday. FUCK."
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She said to ask if you changed your number or wtf she's been trying to get a hold of you for a few weeks now. ?? So?????
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ITT: a pace set to break zanick's 1,000 post meat bread. Guy's killing it.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Butthurt little bitches can't handle the heat, so all they can is talk about banning the people who hand them their dumb asses. That's all they have. Weak little butthurt bitches.
Its just a couple little bans. A little HEAT. Why can't you hamdle dat fam?
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2018-04-06 at 3:44 PM UTC
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My gf broke up with me today
So it sounds like nothing has changed other than 'she can't do this.' But she'll still fuck and make breakfast. What is it that she CAN'T keep doing?
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2018-04-05 at 3:59 PM UTC
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I just took a big piss.
Ewwwwwww actor! Why would you tell us that? For gross! Lolol you're fucking CRAZY!!!
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