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Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    So its like your hand isn't touching his dick at all, but your still controlling the fake hand thats beating him off. Homo or no homo?
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  2. #2
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Where are you when it's happening?
  3. #3
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Whats it matter?
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  4. #4
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Item 9 Whats it matter?

    Well if you're fucking his asshole while it's happening, or if you're across the continent, to me, that matters in my final decision.
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  5. #5
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    uh, ok... you're in a different room I guess.
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  6. #6
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Is there a TV in the room you're in that happens to be playing male homosexual pornography while the remote handjob is taking place?
  7. #7
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    No...but lets say theres a live video and audio feed of the dude your remote beating off.
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  8. #8
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Item 9 No…but lets say theres a live video and audio feed of the dude your remote beating off.

    Oh. Well then, not gay.
  9. #9
    Xlite African Astronaut
    If you're a dude giving another man sexual satisfaction either via hand or remote, then you're a fucking homo and should probably be gassed along with the juden.
  10. #10
    Of all the burning ontological questions, this is the one that activates my almonds the most.
  11. #11
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I feel like if you were doing it as a job it wouldn't be gay but if you did if for your own pleasure it's gay. I also asked a random person on omegle about this extremely important question and he didn't think it was gay, then again he said this. and i quote "it's like if you were moving another guys arm so as to jack him off which isn't gay" I think thats gay af tbh.
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  12. #12
    HTS highlight reel
    Even if it's indirect, are you enjoying the fact that you're stroking a man's cock?

    Are you a man?

    If the answer to both is yes, you gay.
  13. #13
    Lanny ur mum
    Originally posted by HTS Even if it's indirect, are you enjoying the fact that you're stroking a man's cock?

    Are you a man?

    If the answer to both is yes, you gay.

    See the issue with the intentionality/enjoyment aspect is that it seems to commit you to the opposite case not being true. Consider a man who gives out handjobs for money. He doesn't enjoy it, but he's still jerking off dudes. Most people would consider such a dude at least somewhat gay. So enjoyment can't be the exclusive homo-test.
  14. #14
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny See the issue with the intentionality/enjoyment aspect is that it seems to commit you to the opposite case not being true. Consider a man who gives out handjobs for money. He doesn't enjoy it, but he's still jerking off dudes. Most people would consider such a dude at least somewhat gay. So enjoyment can't be the exclusive homo-test.

    Gay for pay doesn't make you gay. Every boy who's ever been homeless knows this. šŸ¤—

    It's shameful because you're doing gay shit, but that doesn't make you gay. The act is gay, you're being forced by circumstance. Kinda like how being raped by a dude isn't gay unless you enjoy it. Gay for pay is like being raped by circumstance. As a communist I figured you'd understand that prostitution is rape via capitalism.
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  15. #15
    HTS highlight reel
    If the man giving handjobs said he hated giving handjobs and he wanted to kill himself but he needed to money, people would be less inclined to think he was gay. If he's giving handjobs and doesn't seem too bothered by it, they'll assume he's gay. Sure.

    But the fact that the man distraught over his handjob giving is presumably given the benefit of the doubt, it's clear enjoyment is the key aspect here. Not enjoying it neutrally only appears more gay because you're doing gay shit and not protesting. Or something.
  16. #16
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I can see where lanny is coming from, unless you're literally enslaved to the robotic tele-handjob corpĀ® you're still choosing to give robotic handjobs.
  17. #17
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Nil I can see where lanny is coming from, unless you're literally enslaved to the robotic tele-handjob corpĀ® you're still choosing to give robotic handjobs.

    Even if you're enslaved you're still choosing not to kill yourself so you clearly aren't totally straight.

    That's a bit asinine. Choosing to do something you hate wouldn't be misconstrued as a proclivity under any other circumstance. If you were being offered money to swim through piss, shit, and vomit for $200/hr and you took the offer nobody would call you a scat fetishist.
  18. #18
    HTS highlight reel
    "I absolutely fucking hate my job but I need to buy food somehow."

    "Nah, you're choosing to do that job so you're definitely into it on some level."

    This wouldn't be seriously considered as reasonable if the job was working in fast food, why should it apply to hand jobs?
  19. #19
    Lanny ur mum
    Originally posted by HTS "I absolutely fucking hate my job but I need to buy food somehow."

    "Nah, you're choosing to do that job so you're definitely into it on some level."

    This wouldn't be seriously considered as reasonable if the job was working in fast food, why should it apply to hand jobs?

    No one is contesting it's possible to do something without enjoying it, the question is whether or not it's enjoyment that makes something gay. Like you can not enjoy being a cook, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a cook. Likewise you can voluntarily participate in erotic activities with a man and whether or not it's fun for you it's still gay if you consent to it.
  20. #20
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Having consensual sex with men does not necessarily make you gay. This is an archaic and parochial view.
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