2018-04-30 at 6:01 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I forget to work, if its not sunny out I kinda hide inside till it does and then if it gets hotter than 78 degrees I call work off cuz I don't feel like working when its hot outside
2018-04-30 at 6:01 PM UTC
Dfg
Tuskegee Airman
[compulsively riposte the emigrant]
Check phone and get to work.
2018-04-30 at 6:07 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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I've been working FULL TIME for a decade..I'm ready to retire. 😪
2018-04-30 at 6:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Red_Woman
Shower & Coffee.
Queer
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2018-04-30 at 6:34 PM UTC
First thing I do is not shower. Then I immediately start not making any coffee whatsoever. Then I eat ham on the bone all day and listen to corpse metal.
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2018-04-30 at 6:57 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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I quit coffee some months ago and I dont even remember what my reason for quitting was. Hhmm..
2018-04-30 at 7:04 PM UTC
I made coffee last week foe the first time in years because my boss gave me his dead mom's coffee maker and I figured I should use it once out of respect or whatever. It still had a used coffee enhancement in it and for some reason i associate that with her ashes and like I there were grains of coffees and whatnot in the water part which I also associated with her dead ashes and so I made coffee and it was just weird and I didn't like it.
2018-04-30 at 7:05 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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It'd be rude to try to poison me.