2022-11-24 at 3:25 PM UTC
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Dear Kafka,
I don't know what it is about llamas but I've always enjoyed them. Petting them getting in their face just appreciating them. They seem wise yet silly. I guess what I'm saying is I wouldn't be opposed to someone here gifting me a llama for Christmas
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Originally posted by troon
while watching, do you
a) wank off
b) cry tears of happiness
c) fantasize about slapping her down
Yes
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2022-11-24 at 2:53 PM UTC
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Wow. 5 dead in Col Springs
Originally posted by aldra
probably wariat
Probably right. Adamant he's not gay but in the meantime they're jacking off to oral sex horse porn.
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2022-11-24 at 1:32 AM UTC
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The moon is so fragile
Things just a feel a bit fishy either way.
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2022-11-24 at 1:06 AM UTC
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I just fucked a tranny hooker
Originally posted by Technologist
Actually yes, when I was a curious little girl, but I’ve been strictly dickly.
Do you represent Houston like Whitney?
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2022-11-24 at 1:33 AM UTC
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Update
Originally posted by jerryb
I'm new but doesn't she come up with some stalker or guy watching her about once a week.
Just an edit but her thread has 64 post. lol
Why is that funny?
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Braving the cold to go to da grocery store.
Im gonna get some more hot chocolate and some diff kinds of tea its cold.
Guys ive been feeding and taking care if some neighborhood cats and its getting so cold i feel so bad for the little guys so i think im gonna buy a few styrofoam coolers and make homes for them. I already have 3 inside and refuse to take anymore in so thats out so i hope this works…
I wish i could save all the kitties 😢
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I wish I could save all the kitties too. I like your idea which reminds me of some videos I've seen of people doing similar things making little "warming houses" for the outdoor kitties in the winter. I hope you do it, MATE.
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Originally posted by Ghost
WHoa. I always see it as Planet or Plant or the Tessi even but never once saw PLAN through those letters. Plan it, Tessi!
That's why she is a God and you're not. Not to take anything away from you.
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2022-11-15 at 10:45 PM UTC
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dead hooker
Originally posted by troon
or just dip her in, wash her down a couple of times
This isn't a silly little baptism this is real life troon
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Doing whatever you want > doing what other people want you to do
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Lol your anthropology project needs you to know who from NiS owns their home? 🤔 👀
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Just buy ten million chicken pot pies
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Originally posted by WellHung
If Wren ever gets sick of walking everywhere.
You know what's funny is you'd think I would be. My short walks are almost ingrained at me at this point that I really don't ever even think about it. In general it's probably just more efficient and healthier tbh. Drive 3 mins to the station or walk 6 mins. Drive 8 mins to work or walk 15.
I'm in the HUB of my area so everything I need is within 15 mins walking. I'm basically a New Yorker.
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These air shows ain't playing around anymore talk about fun for the whole family
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2022-11-12 at 8:57 AM UTC
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Prove to me
Originally posted by Brain surgeon
You want to compare the life your daddy bought you while still addicted to opiates to the life I built 100% on my own?
tbh fam ripto as far as I can tell lives a pretty humble life regardless of his inheritanceseses and is going to school and stuffz so yee I don't mean to intervene but he's doing some good so just at least that needs to be noted for the record thanks
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2022-11-12 at 4:03 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
massaging boobs, the equivalent of cats kneading their owners lol
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2022-11-12 at 3:31 AM UTC
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Prove to me
Lanyard confirmed he's discontinuing the site at the end of the year. This is our final 7 weeks or so, folx. God bless your precious little fucking hearts.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Okay I imagined it, what now?
Now open your hands and place them around your ankles assuming a position wherein I have the easiest access to your pure hole and will whenceforth commit the sanctimonious act of Harry Carey upon it until my sexual completion and your colon having properly and thoroughly transversed.
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