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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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    not to be confused with Landshark, a shitty beer dranken often by Floridians
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "want some candy? Here have some candy. Here's some candy. Candy candy candy. Try this try that. Try these sour strips try these cotton candy puffs try these Skittles try these m&ms here have more want a donut want a cookie wanna cupcake? Here's more. More candy more more more endless candy."

    -the girls I work I with
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Oh HI CHOOTIE 🥰

    What is this silly picture of you and me?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I LITERALLY CANNOT LAY DOWN ANY HARDER

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    Unless you meant Tarzan pajamas in which case I can figure out what that is. I can piece it together.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fake and gay

    -Satan
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also here is a life hack I just accidentally made up for people who love ice cream as much as me:

    Put your ice cream in the fridge for a little bit instead of the freezer. Then eat and enjoy.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just changed my number to 988. Call me now for your free reading.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Divided we fall, fall, fall...echo echo
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Rock, flag, and eagle, ladies.

    United we stand.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm mad
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bad duck! Duck kennel! NOW!!! 😡
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd have asked the officer yeah what DID happen at Walmart? What is CONSTANTLY happening at Walmart even right now as you talk to me? Maybe a shooting? Maybe some 600 lb girl in her underwear is driving around in a motorized scooter shoving steaks and ostrich up her ass? Maybe you should go back there and do your job and stop pestering me.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Every time I have every shoplifted I ALWAYS leave while having a fake phone call going. Its probably a dead giveaway but I never got caught that way.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there literally a better mental image of Bradley laying fully nude spread atop a bearskin rug in front a fireplace ?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you're probably just a regular guy slightly overweight who reads a book every now and again. It's fine
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to say I love Chinese food but in reality I just love black pepper chicken and other flavored chickens mixed up with fried rice. When I go to Chinese buffets I do the same thing no matter what which is just eat fried rice and the same three or four chicken types that I like, generally the spicy ones, and that's it. I don't fuck with anything else in the buffet even once. And if I'm drunk enough I'll eat like nineteen free bowls of ice cream because they always have an ice cream machine.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is well-hung retarded ? Scrawny is a grown ass man in pretty sure he knows how and when and who and where and why and to do drugs that he chooses.

    Imagine actually hanging out with WH in real life and he's all judgey and weird. Just shut the fuck up man. Go back to your tent. You don't get it. You kinda do but you don't REALLT get it man. Stop being mean to people and for what it's worth stop talking about candy. She's a nice girl who found a man and that's the goal or whatever.

    We all know you have never met her. We all know she has literally one account and not many akts like you say she has.

    I would kill you if I saw you in person also jk I would bug you a beer and we would have chat, actually I would hug you like 5 Scooby Doo shots
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