I'm literally going to wait until he leaves and be like uhhh yeah I love you have a good night bro give me your keys and I'm gonna drive his car INTO the back of him.
I'm going to a kill a person accidentally tonight on purpose.
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I'd have asked the officer yeah what DID happen at Walmart? What is CONSTANTLY happening at Walmart even right now as you talk to me? Maybe a shooting? Maybe some 600 lb girl in her underwear is driving around in a motorized scooter shoving steaks and ostrich up her ass? Maybe you should go back there and do your job and stop pestering me.
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