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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm literally going to wait until he leaves and be like uhhh yeah I love you have a good night bro give me your keys and I'm gonna drive his car INTO the back of him.

    I'm going to a kill a person accidentally tonight on purpose.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All my confession is is that I'm dancing around the apartment like a dorkus. Thanks.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've known about the fuck around and find out diagram for a looong time

    .way before you were ever born. Lol


    Just saying.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    DRUGS
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    not to be confused with Landshark, a shitty beer dranken often by Floridians
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "want some candy? Here have some candy. Here's some candy. Candy candy candy. Try this try that. Try these sour strips try these cotton candy puffs try these Skittles try these m&ms here have more want a donut want a cookie wanna cupcake? Here's more. More candy more more more endless candy."

    -the girls I work I with
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Oh HI CHOOTIE 🥰

    What is this silly picture of you and me?
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I LITERALLY CANNOT LAY DOWN ANY HARDER

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Unless you meant Tarzan pajamas in which case I can figure out what that is. I can piece it together.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fake and gay

    -Satan
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also here is a life hack I just accidentally made up for people who love ice cream as much as me:

    Put your ice cream in the fridge for a little bit instead of the freezer. Then eat and enjoy.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just changed my number to 988. Call me now for your free reading.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Divided we fall, fall, fall...echo echo
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Rock, flag, and eagle, ladies.

    United we stand.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm mad
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bad duck! Duck kennel! NOW!!! 😡
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd have asked the officer yeah what DID happen at Walmart? What is CONSTANTLY happening at Walmart even right now as you talk to me? Maybe a shooting? Maybe some 600 lb girl in her underwear is driving around in a motorized scooter shoving steaks and ostrich up her ass? Maybe you should go back there and do your job and stop pestering me.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Every time I have every shoplifted I ALWAYS leave while having a fake phone call going. Its probably a dead giveaway but I never got caught that way.
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