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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eating tater tots and chicken strips omnomnom
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha everyone is a alt lol what a funny thing that we are all alts lol! Let's talk about alts constantly lolol this site is just 1 member and 9,000 alts lol alt alt alt alt alt alt
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley plug it into the bathtub while you're in it and you won't ever be SAD again

    This is a myth. Fun fact : you can EASILY take a bath and bring a toaster or whatever the fuck hair dryer into it and it's fine. Trust me
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Currently:

    Image vital c cleanser
    Rose water toner
    Snail serum
    Mimi Luzon gold glow serum
    Pond’s cold cream
    Elemis pro collagen marine cream OR Kiehl’s face cream with spf
    Vichy thermal water spray

    At night time just Dr. Dennis gross retinol and maybe the Elemis, don’t like too much on my face at night.
    Skin Theory exfoliator every now and then, it has different acids.
    Cliv sheet masks.
    Pearl powder supplements. Sometimes I put it on my face as well.
    Stay out of the sun.
    Use a toothbrush as a lip scrub.
    Kaminomoto hair growth accelerator on my eyebrows.

    I get Botox regularly and intend to get microneedling regularly as well.

    I hope this is just your daily skin care appetizer. To truly care for your skin the way it deserves to be care for, you're gonna need to add at least a dozen more products and applications to your routine. You've good a good start going, but nowhere near the amount one truly needs to give their skin it's proper care. If you're spending less than 4 hours on it each day, you're basically just polishing the tip of the iceberg. 8 hours+ every day for a few years and you will then and only then begin to truly see the results that are universally desired.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley Why else would he be stealing my weiner unless it's for enjoyment?

    Maybe someone held a gun to their head and said if you don't steal that guys Weiner I will kill your entire family. You wouldn't do it for enjoyment at that point, in my opinion, humble as it is.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Id say, "hey, Mantak Chia??! How the H did you sneak into my bedroom??"

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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Noelle at work was mad because I tried to help her and be nice by running a load of dishes a second time since it was just sitting there still in the machine and nothing else was going on.

    Well she didn't get mad but she said "uh that already went through the machine this is like the third time now" and I said "it's the second time and lol whatever what are they gonna be TOO CLEAN?"

    And then I refilled my water and went back and said FIIIINE I'll never try to help you again, SORRY! and I waved my hands all exaggeratedly.

    Then I felt bad so I found some candy and offered it to her and she smiled and accepted and everything went back to normal happily ever after the end.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon I'd like to thank Dr Peter Daszak for a total chill couple of years. Cheers nigga!

    Too true nigga.

    Do it again do it again!
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fair enough. I am glad you are covered and blessed by the blood of our lamb aka Jesus Christ lord and savior. I don't have that some pretention anymore but I am glad you do.

    Edit: protection not pretention . Two entirely different words with different meanings
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sorry :(


    I am Simba
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm sorry I'll go lay down 😹
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My home is like I feel so uncreative here. When I go out anywhere I instantly feel different like a different person. At my place lately, it's like it's a creative trap. It's actually pretty intriguing how just the atmosphere I'm around can change my brain chemistry to such a degree.

    Like room 1 I feel nothing and then I go to room 2 and feel everything even though literally the only difference is where I am.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was also just thinking About why April always tells us all to go lay down. Why? Why???
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra nad your asshole is so loose that they just fall out and tumble down your trouser leg leaving a trail as you walk

    I was in jail once with a guy who literally did this as we were all standing in line for CHOW. it took a little bit for people to start noticing he was shaking little shit pellets out of his pant leg and once we noticed, he promptly got knocked the fuck out lol (not by me).
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fuck I've been waiting my whole life for someone to tell me in the infinite money hack. Thank you!
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost I shit on peoples lawn

    I did this once when I was burglarizing houses and also happened to have to take a shit really bad at a house I was unable to gain access to. I pooped outside their backdoor IN THE LAWN respectfully.

    I wonder why I had to shit so badly right then and there. I've regaled some other shit related burglary stories of mine. I guess shitting and stealing go hand in hand
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We can all play meme gifs
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just asked Jeeves who said there is 300 million tons of nickel in the world here. I am not good at math but I think we could make 8 billion nickels out of that
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