Originally posted by Bradley
Why else would he be stealing my weiner unless it's for enjoyment?
Maybe someone held a gun to their head and said if you don't steal that guys Weiner I will kill your entire family. You wouldn't do it for enjoyment at that point, in my opinion, humble as it is.
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Noelle at work was mad because I tried to help her and be nice by running a load of dishes a second time since it was just sitting there still in the machine and nothing else was going on.
Well she didn't get mad but she said "uh that already went through the machine this is like the third time now" and I said "it's the second time and lol whatever what are they gonna be TOO CLEAN?"
And then I refilled my water and went back and said FIIIINE I'll never try to help you again, SORRY! and I waved my hands all exaggeratedly.
Then I felt bad so I found some candy and offered it to her and she smiled and accepted and everything went back to normal happily ever after the end.
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Fair enough. I am glad you are covered and blessed by the blood of our lamb aka Jesus Christ lord and savior. I don't have that some pretention anymore but I am glad you do.
Edit: protection not pretention . Two entirely different words with different meanings
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My home is like I feel so uncreative here. When I go out anywhere I instantly feel different like a different person. At my place lately, it's like it's a creative trap. It's actually pretty intriguing how just the atmosphere I'm around can change my brain chemistry to such a degree.
Like room 1 I feel nothing and then I go to room 2 and feel everything even though literally the only difference is where I am.
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Originally posted by aldra
nad your asshole is so loose that they just fall out and tumble down your trouser leg leaving a trail as you walk
I was in jail once with a guy who literally did this as we were all standing in line for CHOW. it took a little bit for people to start noticing he was shaking little shit pellets out of his pant leg and once we noticed, he promptly got knocked the fuck out lol (not by me).
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I did this once when I was burglarizing houses and also happened to have to take a shit really bad at a house I was unable to gain access to. I pooped outside their backdoor IN THE LAWN respectfully.
I wonder why I had to shit so badly right then and there. I've regaled some other shit related burglary stories of mine. I guess shitting and stealing go hand in hand
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I just asked Jeeves who said there is 300 million tons of nickel in the world here. I am not good at math but I think we could make 8 billion nickels out of that
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I'm literally going to wait until he leaves and be like uhhh yeah I love you have a good night bro give me your keys and I'm gonna drive his car INTO the back of him.
I'm going to a kill a person accidentally tonight on purpose.
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