Reminds me of a time I was gonna have a FOURSOME with my buddy and these two girls we were hanging out with, but I had a curfew and I called to ask my dad if I could stay longer and he said no and I actually obeyed him. :(
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Man my whole family except my immediate family did that shit every sunday..went to early service then out to eat. Honestly if i lived like that id probably be as rich as them too but i just cant man. Asking me to be religious like that is like asking me to be gay seriously. I believe parts of all religions but non of them as a whole…
Idk sometimes i find myself jealous of those that live a life like that but then i remember k-8th grade at catholic school and remember fuck that
I could be the richest person in the world and I would never go out for brunch at a restaurant. If I did it would be a rare once in a blue moon occasion when I was drunk. I just don't understand the appeal of going to a crowded restaurant while sober.
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As far as I know every person in the world that goes to Sunday church also goes to my place of work right after for faggot brunch and that's why I don't work Sundays thank you Jesus
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Lol @ the female pod showing tits. They did that with us too and had to put up construction paper over their windows because of it
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Like honestly if you lose a fight you'll have more girls trying to console you and do sexual things to you than if you would've won. Every time. This is a fact that can't be argued against
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Nice I'll send him those too- vibes and energies lol
Hahahah you really fucked your karate instructor when you were 12? That's kind of legendary m8
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Fuck yah dude, i started when i was hella young (little kids only get orange belts) and quit then went back when i was like idk 11 or something and stayed till like 15-16
I stqrted fucking the instructors daughter when i was 12-13 and she was 19-20 and i got hella scared idk why i was young and quit. God she was hot tho and once i told all my friends years later they were like dude we totally thought u were fucking her lmfao but yah shes a str8 pedo and i think that contributed largely to my h addiction and my lack of sex drive.
Fuck that hoe.
Yes i did but also figuratively, fuck that bitch
Got dang son. Your karate instructor was a literal pedophile. This ALLLLL makes sense now. You should sue the shit of her. Lifetime trauma
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Originally posted by aldra
there was a German guy who plugged up his drains and left all the taps running for like a year, destroying the building, then beat up the cops when they came to arrest him
Wow why you gotta mention his Germanic thing?
Kinda reminds me of jail. Dudes ALWAYS just starting the day off by flushing everything they possibly can down the cell toilets trying to cause a flood.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
How about just being happy and enjoying life?
Calm down with your crazy talk can someone please put this individual in a straight jacket??
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Methinks suicide hotlines already get ~75% troll calls to begin with.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
There's a big difference, which you should already know. Armageddon is much bigger than a collapse. It's the final culmination of the 6,000-year battle between good and evil.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
O'RLY? That's a nice opinion you have there.
It's a fact lol
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Originally posted by Bradley
wishin i didn't fuck my life up but since i did i'm remaining really optimistic.
It's the only way to be m8. Life is an adventure lots of "good" people don't even get to experience due to illness, accidents, etc. Every day I live is one more day I got that a lot of people didn't. I don't know how many people have died before they turned 38 but it's obviously a lot and somehow I'm not one of them.
I'm at that point where if I died tomorrow I would be content with it not that it fucking matters how I would feel about my death, but nonetheless I feel like I'm playing with house money.
Life is life. Blah blah blah hashtag yolo enjoy the ride and tbh fam fucking up is one of the funnest parts of it. El rollercoaster
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Do it bro, DO IT. You might win a free race and some sexy pixelated broads you never know!
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How Godsmack had actual commercials advertising their first and self-titled album back when I was a KID.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
What kind of dog is that
It's known as a Siberian Silly Pot
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food sounds icky. Day of smoking weed and playing chess fight me irl
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Why do these fucking idiots have the heat on at my work its so fucking hot fuxking retards fr fr
Turn the heat up to 500° F and lock them inside.
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I wonder if it really is a nightmare to live here. It doesn't seem like it. I guess it's all I'm used to though.
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