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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there literally a better mental image of Bradley laying fully nude spread atop a bearskin rug in front a fireplace ?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you're probably just a regular guy slightly overweight who reads a book every now and again. It's fine
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to say I love Chinese food but in reality I just love black pepper chicken and other flavored chickens mixed up with fried rice. When I go to Chinese buffets I do the same thing no matter what which is just eat fried rice and the same three or four chicken types that I like, generally the spicy ones, and that's it. I don't fuck with anything else in the buffet even once. And if I'm drunk enough I'll eat like nineteen free bowls of ice cream because they always have an ice cream machine.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is well-hung retarded ? Scrawny is a grown ass man in pretty sure he knows how and when and who and where and why and to do drugs that he chooses.

    Imagine actually hanging out with WH in real life and he's all judgey and weird. Just shut the fuck up man. Go back to your tent. You don't get it. You kinda do but you don't REALLT get it man. Stop being mean to people and for what it's worth stop talking about candy. She's a nice girl who found a man and that's the goal or whatever.

    We all know you have never met her. We all know she has literally one account and not many akts like you say she has.

    I would kill you if I saw you in person also jk I would bug you a beer and we would have chat, actually I would hug you like 5 Scooby Doo shots
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just be out there there by 5am before your eyes start working again.

    Personally I like to take them behind the dumpster and do that thing that makes me feel like God

    -brock turner
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is my friend cat Hildegard by the way

    She has never worked for loss prevention

    She just does upside down kitten faces and let's you steal everything


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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by troon oh right, is that all. i thought you were going to off yourself lmao

    I mean I still am yeah. Fuck I forgot about that. I'll kill myself right now tbh fam
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Mr bulbo

    Hi :)
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's ok, so do a lot of people, like me too. One fun thing to remember is that life isn't necessarily about "not sucking" at it. Like, it could very well be a good thing to suck at life. That could be the goal even though it doesn't feel so great all the time. Plus you can always remind yourself that there are a lot of people who by definition, didn't really suck at life, but they're younger than us and also dead, so look where that got them.

    Plus we never know what's in store for us around the corner. A winning lottery ticket, a miracle drug, a new opportunity of any size or shape could always be right there, even if we aren't actively seeking it out.

    Be glad you have the confidence to admit your struggles, which is far more admirable than going through life pretending everything is creaches and peam and you've got it all figured out.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just the fact that he was on a real life episode of Alaska state troopers is pretty cool. And then we have member whib was on Dr Phil. And then we were an article on Vice. I say WE like we are important or im part of it or some shit. I just think it's funny. Whatever. Have a good day !
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was at the Cowboys Vikings game two Sundays afk when we won 40-3. I have to admit it was a pretty fucking awesome time and hilarious being one of three Dallas fans in my party of like 20 vikings fans. Overall it was basically 50/50 cowboys Vikings people in the stadium just like last year. Dallas fans are everywhere it's kinda funny.

    I like the Dolphins and they usually always gave new england a hard time even when Miami sucks they still make it tough.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Mother of god, you're a prodigy! Imagine how much further you could go on METH.

    I'd like to find a happy medium as I don't particularly enjoy the long-term effects of using meth and how I feel in general, sort of zombie like and out of it. I don't think I at this point have the ability to do low dosing as when I start to get fucked up I am no longer myself and tend to resort to using it more often than I need to.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    :smug:
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm so tired ofbwellhungs floating around
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    text me later futureman I love you
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor :retch:

    I feel like you would be a good counselor/therapist/psychologist. Not a great one but a good one. You're observant and insightful but you're also judgemental to a tiny degree above what separates a good psychologist from a great one. I'm also probably wrong like I usually am and you're just amazing at everything
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    White Knighting Slide is gonna be my username if I ever make an alt. Just so evrrujbe knows.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Jk. Thank you Fargo. Time does fly and you are the wind beneath my wings.

    You're welcome and frfr that is Cray cray to read but just in retrospect of all things. I like it and I'm happy for you friendo.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like fireworks laws because I like lighting off fireworks and I like breaking laws. More Ovaltine please!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ate my thanksgiving meal off a paper plate even after my aunt insisted I use a real plate. Nah nigga fuck off it's just one less dish for you to do later stop being weird. I would use paper everything if I could. Paper toilet paper playstation controller paper clothing who gives a fuck?
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