2022-11-12 at 8:57 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Brain surgeon
You want to compare the life your daddy bought you while still addicted to opiates to the life I built 100% on my own?
tbh fam ripto as far as I can tell lives a pretty humble life regardless of his inheritanceseses and is going to school and stuffz so yee I don't mean to intervene but he's doing some good so just at least that needs to be noted for the record thanks
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2022-11-12 at 4:03 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
massaging boobs, the equivalent of cats kneading their owners lol
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2022-11-12 at 3:31 AM UTC
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Prove to me
Lanyard confirmed he's discontinuing the site at the end of the year. This is our final 7 weeks or so, folx. God bless your precious little fucking hearts.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Okay I imagined it, what now?
Now open your hands and place them around your ankles assuming a position wherein I have the easiest access to your pure hole and will whenceforth commit the sanctimonious act of Harry Carey upon it until my sexual completion and your colon having properly and thoroughly transversed.
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Originally posted by Balloon Man
Shut up. You don't get it. You don't get him. You're dumb. He's way smarter than you and you don't even begin to understand him, so you get insecure and try to compensate.
This but the opposite
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Don’t worry about it.
I was just thinking about you
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I went to two funerals earlier today never had I ever done that
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Up your game, kid.
Maybe you should down yours, adult?
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He already has played forever that nigga be 45 tho
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Originally posted by POLECAT
weeding out scammers from my email trying to scam me on my tacoma
Let's fuck with one of the scammers somehow.
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clubbing a babby seal to death in virtual reality
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Originally posted by slide22
You're giving him money through us mail for drug purchases lol
It would be the equivalent of my grandma sending me twenty dollars inside of a cute little birthday card and telling me to spend it on 'something special.' Oh grandma knew exactly that I was buying a bag of weed
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Wild wacky waving inflatable flailing arm upsidedown self cocksucking tube man deluxe v3.0 the 4th
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yeah she was worth a length in the old days.
A length of rope.
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2022-10-30 at 11:59 AM UTC
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Breaking news: it’s 4/20
Why isn't desoxyn on the list?
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It cuz she wears e-cologne scent of Obsession by Mr Calvin Klein Klein Klein
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the true biggest threat is the machines and thats not satire. Just beware the machines. We're so close.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Ever considered working the oil rigs of the Bakken Formation? They can use a good roughneck like you.
Yeah I considered it for a few minutes like 15 years ago and decided it was not my cup of tea. I don't mind working hard but I don't wanna work
that hard. Plus I'd probably die from a meth overdose heart attack within a week or two.
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Originally posted by Obbe
How is it a hoax?
Specs is literally Alex Jones. He's also Bill Krozby. Also part of a roofing loss security team from Kmart that tackled ans subdued hundreds when I in fact stole cough medicine from him for YEARS and not a single hand was laid upon me
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