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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You don't even need to learn how to play the xylophone. It's a fucking scale of notes in ascending order and you hit them with a mallet.

    There. Lesson complete.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I first joined zoklet I wrote a 500 word post without using the letter e, and it was a bad ass post too, but I think this is harder, hence why I'm not even trying.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And goths.

    And skinny people.

    @Grimmy you forgot the absolute worst- the sweetheart grandma that looks just as young and spry as ever and always gets you a stupid fucking roll of quarters for Christmas even when you're in your mid 30s as if that's gonna fucking help you out.

    Gee thanks, Grandma.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano yeh, tbh;
    I'd love for me and Mq and sc and HTTPS to all meet up sometime becoause we all live pretty klose to each other (actually I don't know what part of Canada in)

    but noe golim frend!,, I mooved to St. Pawle

    Meet me at the mall, bitch.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah she rose back to life 3 days later.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't have time to get into it right now but it's essentially the same answer - hope. I have felt the highs of being who I really want to be and my brain "being right" and I just have hope that I can get back there again, because when I'm there, I absolutely do NOT want to suicide because I genuinely enjoy my life.

    These days it's just hit or miss and I never know how I'm gonna fucking feel when I wake up and blah blah blah I gotta go back to work.

    One love.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @ 0 thanks given
    ☺️

    He's given me several then taken them back because he was embarrassed to have record of him liking me.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obligatory shut the fuck up.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember reading this identical thread about a year ago.

    I think a little before that Bill Krozbys babby's momma apparently died too.

    Lots of bad luck over there. Thoughts and prayers.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Part it down the middle
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, the cute ones.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hashtagmetoo

    I love statistics.

    Fun fact

    100% of my posts are pure garbage
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I use my dick as an ash tray all the time.

    Are you trying to claim that you don't?

    I've made no claims regarding the personal utilization of my pean's ability to serve as an ash and cigarette receptical.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of the coolest things a person can do is to take the final drag off a smoke and nonchalantly flick the butt a small distance away whilst exhaling the hit and simultaneously saying something amusing followed by a tiny laugh.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah cummies is nasty I hate cleaning that stuff up

    So swallow
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [quote pk=606097 author="Lanny"

    I think you're the fucked up one who has some kind of weird ear hangup.


    Are you even earring yourself right now lanyard?? Are you audio mind? Earacheting like a big bully, I mean, that was a fucking lobe blow, even for you.

    Seriously what kind of shit are you trying to stirrup here? Aural your comments gonna sound like that? I deafenitely hope not but it a pierce that way. I sincearly think you should try and tone it down a notch and stop trying to drum up problems. Just take a few deep breaths and rewax.

    Oh, anvil you please cochlean up your room like I asked you to earlier? I swear its like everything I tell you goes in one ear and out the other.

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She's a faggot and my simple mind would ruin her progressive thoughts
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I just watched this from TMZ

    And I saw another video about the hit you’re talking about

    Lots of charges..

    Got him on video ordering a hit for 30K

    :/

    Feds want him for Life..



    New Album is hott tho

    Lol😋

    So hott I listened to it with the AC on full blast and was still sweating beads.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG do you guys think she cut that hair for the shear fun of it

    That depends.. Do you think this scissor first time doing it?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I couldn't scalp but notice how wigged out she was acting. I think it's only hair to say she needs to be locked up. Permanently.
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