I feel I may have finally come to grasp but a modicum of the seemingly infinite essence of one Karen, and not by my own hand but rather the hand of hers, which by pure stroke of fortune has graciously outstretched itself toward my feeble existence; an existence that I can now finally begin to accept as nothing but a mere illusion within a tangled web of cosmic smoke and mirrors of which Karen herself has set in place as an inception to what is meant to be a progressive understanding of the truths that ultimately reveal the very lack of truths upon which they are founded.
And by that I mean I'm fucking stoked because I just found an ice cream sandwich in my freezer when I was all but sure I hadn't any left.
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Originally posted by GGG
I bet you thought this was real cute when you typed it
No I was stoic with a straight face the entire time and despite my verbeage I genuinely want to know the psychology behind the point I addressed.
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Like Zanick for example. I'd offer him a million dollars to saw off his left foot and eat the entire thing. If he said no, I'd just keep increasing my offer until he accepted.
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2018-12-13 at 8:39 PM UTC
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I want to start a band
You don't even need to learn how to play the xylophone. It's a fucking scale of notes in ascending order and you hit them with a mallet.
There. Lesson complete.
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When I first joined zoklet I wrote a 500 word post without using the letter e, and it was a bad ass post too, but I think this is harder, hence why I'm not even trying.
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2018-12-13 at 5:20 PM UTC
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Old white women make me sick
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
And goths.
And skinny people.
@Grimmy you forgot the absolute
worst- the sweetheart grandma that looks just as young and spry as ever and always gets you a stupid fucking roll of quarters for Christmas even when you're in your mid 30s as if that's gonna fucking help you out.
Gee thanks,
Grandma.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
yeh, tbh;
I'd love for me and Mq and sc and HTTPS to all meet up sometime becoause we all live pretty klose to each other (actually I don't know what part of Canada in)
but noe golim frend!,, I mooved to St. Pawle
Meet me at the mall, bitch.
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2018-12-12 at 3:02 AM UTC
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My daughter just died
Nah she rose back to life 3 days later.
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I don't have time to get into it right now but it's essentially the same answer - hope. I have felt the highs of being who I really want to be and my brain "being right" and I just have hope that I can get back there again, because when I'm there, I absolutely do NOT want to suicide because I genuinely enjoy my life.
These days it's just hit or miss and I never know how I'm gonna fucking feel when I wake up and blah blah blah I gotta go back to work.
One love.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol @ 0 thanks given
☺️
He's given me several then taken them back because he was embarrassed to have record of him liking me.
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2018-12-09 at 7:31 PM UTC
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My daughter just died
Obligatory shut the fuck up.
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2018-12-08 at 3:08 PM UTC
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My daughter just died
I remember reading this identical thread about a year ago.
I think a little before that Bill Krozbys babby's momma apparently died too.
Lots of bad luck over there. Thoughts and prayers.
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2018-12-07 at 9:55 AM UTC
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Are lesbians cute
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2018-12-06 at 7:08 PM UTC
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i enjoy data porn.
Hashtagmetoo
I love statistics.
Fun fact
100% of my posts are pure garbage
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I use my dick as an ash tray all the time.
Are you trying to claim that you don't?
I've made no claims regarding the personal utilization of my pean's ability to serve as an ash and cigarette receptical.
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One of the coolest things a person can do is to take the final drag off a smoke and nonchalantly flick the butt a small distance away whilst exhaling the hit and simultaneously saying something amusing followed by a tiny laugh.
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2018-12-05 at 8:47 AM UTC
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That feel when you cum
Originally posted by Ghost
Yeah cummies is nasty I hate cleaning that stuff up
So swallow
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2018-12-07 at 9:34 AM UTC
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Is HTS still a dude
[quote pk=606097 author="Lanny"
I think you're the fucked up one who has some kind of weird ear hangup.
Are you even earring yourself right now lanyard?? Are you audio mind? Earacheting like a big bully, I mean, that was a fucking lobe blow, even for you.
Seriously what kind of shit are you trying to stirrup here? Aural your comments gonna sound like that? I deafenitely hope not but it a pierce that way. I sincearly think you should try and tone it down a notch and stop trying to drum up problems. Just take a few deep breaths and rewax.
Oh, anvil you please cochlean up your room like I asked you to earlier? I swear its like everything I tell you goes in one ear and out the other.
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She's a faggot and my simple mind would ruin her progressive thoughts
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