When I first joined zoklet I wrote a 500 word post without using the letter e, and it was a bad ass post too, but I think this is harder, hence why I'm not even trying.
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@Grimmy you forgot the absolute worst- the sweetheart grandma that looks just as young and spry as ever and always gets you a stupid fucking roll of quarters for Christmas even when you're in your mid 30s as if that's gonna fucking help you out.
Gee thanks, Grandma.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
yeh, tbh; I'd love for me and Mq and sc and HTTPS to all meet up sometime becoause we all live pretty klose to each other (actually I don't know what part of Canada in)
but noe golim frend!,, I mooved to St. Pawle
Meet me at the mall, bitch.
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I don't have time to get into it right now but it's essentially the same answer - hope. I have felt the highs of being who I really want to be and my brain "being right" and I just have hope that I can get back there again, because when I'm there, I absolutely do NOT want to suicide because I genuinely enjoy my life.
These days it's just hit or miss and I never know how I'm gonna fucking feel when I wake up and blah blah blah I gotta go back to work.
One love.
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One of the coolest things a person can do is to take the final drag off a smoke and nonchalantly flick the butt a small distance away whilst exhaling the hit and simultaneously saying something amusing followed by a tiny laugh.
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I think you're the fucked up one who has some kind of weird ear hangup.
Are you even earring yourself right now lanyard?? Are you audio mind? Earacheting like a big bully, I mean, that was a fucking lobe blow, even for you.
Seriously what kind of shit are you trying to stirrup here? Aural your comments gonna sound like that? I deafenitely hope not but it a pierce that way. I sincearly think you should try and tone it down a notch and stop trying to drum up problems. Just take a few deep breaths and rewax.
Oh, anvil you please cochlean up your room like I asked you to earlier? I swear its like everything I tell you goes in one ear and out the other.
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