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People who think cigarettes are a part of them

  1. 2018-12-07 at 6:07 AM UTC
    #41
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I use my dick as an ash tray all the time.

    Are you trying to claim that you don't?

    I actually have a deformity that makes it completely comfortable and doable to have an ashtray, cup, bowl, bong, or anything really, fit perfectly in my chest.

    Sometimes I will put pretzels and shit in there and just refill my cavity from the bag. I can also put a cup in there and drink from the straw while laying down. (If I put two straws together I can finish my entire drink without touching the cup.)
  2. 2018-12-07 at 6:07 AM UTC
    #42
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I should mention I once put a hookah in there and it did not turn out well whatsoever.
  3. 2018-12-07 at 6:09 AM UTC
    #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I actually have a deformity that makes it completely comfortable and doable to have an ashtray, cup, bowl, bong, or anything really, fit perfectly in my chest.

    Sometimes I will put pretzels and shit in there and just refill my cavity from the bag. I can also put a cup in there and drink from the straw while laying down. (If I put two straws together I can finish my entire drink without touching the cup.)

    I knew a kid growing up that had what I assume to be the same "deformity." just a big indentation in the middle of his chest. It always looked like it would be uncomfortable but apparently it wasn't. It was just weird.
  4. 2018-12-07 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I've made no claims regarding the personal utilization of my pean's ability to serve as an ash and cigarette receptical.

    You're just skeptical that it's an actual photograph and not some kind of photoshopppery? Yeah, I have the same suspicion. Or, at least, I would have until I learned, not too long ago in fact, that some people have some really weird sex fetishes. It's actually conceivable to me at this point in life that there are, in fact, dudes that put cigarettes out in their genitalia.

    It's basically rule 42. If you can imagine it, it exists.
  5. 2018-12-07 at 6:13 AM UTC
    #45
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I knew a kid growing up that had what I assume to be the same "deformity." just a big indentation in the middle of his chest. It always looked like it would be uncomfortable but apparently it wasn't. It was just weird.

    It's called pectus excavatum, and yeah I have the same thing. Mash also has it.

    It isn't uncomfortable at all. Doesn't feel like I have 'less chest' or whatever.

    I used to be really self conscious of it in school and stuff, but now I don't care really. I thought it would be a problem in my romantic relationships but I've never taken off my shirt and had a guy/girl go "ewww what's thattt" so I think I'm good so far. Mostly they just appreciate the natural ash tray holder I've got. Great for after sex.

    Also you can put weed in it. It isn't a good idea because of the hair, but it can be done.
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  6. 2018-12-07 at 6:14 AM UTC
    #46
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks You're just skeptical that it's an actual photograph and not some kind of photoshopppery? Yeah, I have the same suspicion. Or, at least, I would have until I learned, not too long ago in fact, that some people have some really weird sex fetishes. It's actually conceivable to me at this point in life that there are, in fact, dudes that put cigarettes out in their genitalia.

    It's basically rule 42. If you can imagine it, it exists.

    If anybody on here remembers cookies, he cut off his own balls.

    Not exactly the same thing but I remembered it so here you go.
  7. 2018-12-07 at 6:16 AM UTC
    #47
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG If anybody on here remembers cookies, he cut off his own balls.

    Not exactly the same thing but I remembered it so here you go.

    Wow, Totse/Zoklet/NIS attracts all of the most unusual people from the Internet.
  8. 2018-12-07 at 6:18 AM UTC
    #48
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Wow, Totse/Zoklet/NIS attracts all of the most unusual people from the Internet.

    To be fair he was vaguely trans/gay.

    It's the doing it yourself part that really fucking gets me.
  9. 2018-12-07 at 6:58 AM UTC
    #49
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Sometimes I host bonfires for friends and I usually chain smoke on these occasions. I don't mind that it's harmful, it's more of a phallic thing for me.
  10. 2018-12-07 at 7:08 AM UTC
    #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of the coolest things a person can do is to take the final drag off a smoke and nonchalantly flick the butt a small distance away whilst exhaling the hit and simultaneously saying something amusing followed by a tiny laugh.
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  11. 2018-12-07 at 7:12 AM UTC
    #51
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ One of the coolest things a person can do is to take the final drag off a smoke and nonchalantly flick the butt a small distance away whilst exhaling the hit and simultaneously saying something amusing followed by a tiny laugh.

    You ever make a girl smile but all you can see is what the cigarette lights as she draws?

    It's cute as fuck so long as she doesn't smoke like a man with that 'poft' noise after every draw.
  12. 2018-12-07 at 1:04 PM UTC
    #52
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Don't forget you're talking to the hottest guy on niggasin.space here.



    Originally posted by GGG I actually have a deformity that makes it completely comfortable and doable to have an ashtray, cup, bowl, bong, or anything really, fit perfectly in my chest.

    Sometimes I will put pretzels and shit in there and just refill my cavity from the bag. I can also put a cup in there and drink from the straw while laying down. (If I put two straws together I can finish my entire drink without touching the cup.)



    Originally posted by GGG It's called pectus excavatum, and yeah I have the same thing. Mash also has it.

    It isn't uncomfortable at all. Doesn't feel like I have 'less chest' or whatever.

    I used to be really self conscious of it in school and stuff, but now I don't care really. I thought it would be a problem in my romantic relationships but I've never taken off my shirt and had a guy/girl go "ewww what's thattt" so I think I'm good so far. Mostly they just appreciate the natural ash tray holder I've got. Great for after sex.

    Also you can put weed in it. It isn't a good idea because of the hair, but it can be done.

    lol



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  13. 2018-12-07 at 2:07 PM UTC
    #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Everybody dies. Earlier, later, sooner, delayed, is there really a big difference? One way or the other, you're going to end up in a pine box anyways.
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  14. 2018-12-07 at 2:17 PM UTC
    #54
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's a good way to meet cute girls
  15. 2018-12-07 at 3:04 PM UTC
    #55
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I like smoking, couldn't give a shit what anyone else thinks. Especially not people who think coz they don't like/do something then nobody else shouldn't.



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  16. 2018-12-07 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #56
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't care about the consequences of damaging my lungs. I am surrounded by concerned parties who wish to place bets on how long I should live, and I intend to hasten the end for a payout.
  17. 2018-12-07 at 3:07 PM UTC
    #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Zanick I don't care about the consequences of damaging my lungs. I am surrounded by concerned parties who wish to place bets on how long I should live, and I intend to hasten the end for a payout.

    Sooo... you want to die.
  18. 2018-12-07 at 3:15 PM UTC
    #58
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    not right now but eventually I will go without protest
  19. 2018-12-07 at 3:20 PM UTC
    #59
    Madman African Astronaut
    Cigarettes literally are a part of me because the smoke leaves shit in my lungs and we are one. I vape now because they FUCKIN FINALLY made nicotine salts that will actually satisfy nicotine cravings instead of bullshit nicotine thats only good for non users.
  20. 2018-12-07 at 3:22 PM UTC
    #60
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    salts are where the buzz is at nigga
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