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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *care
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just have a gut feeling that the man behind withederedoaks, and the Ass-Blaster 2000 (or whatever it was called), is still out there.

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it better to have experienced mania and lost it than to have ever experienced mania at all?

    I don't know. The longer I go without an episode, the more I'm inclined to say, no.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just met you, and yeah I'm crabby, but let me ask you, how is formed babby?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG No it's not CHRISPY

    Say what you mean and mean what you say Fettucini.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Lol @ deciding your NY resolution in the middle of December.

    "I want to stop drinking, but not now."

    What? That's exactly how they fucking work. NERD.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This longdik nigga ain't much for talkin now peace.
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    Oh Beano, you're so quirky!
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I, too, never have problems with guys that talk exclusively of faggotry and penii.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tuskugee FUCKBOI
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would do so many fucking experiments like that and keep track of all the statistics and data to be compiled into new powerfully groundbreaking psychological texts that TRULY explain why we are the way we are and why we choose to do (or not do) the things we do.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You haven't even heard of 3 guys 1 hammer yet claim to be an afficianado of obscure internet culture??

    So, SO SAD. Thoughts and prayers.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I were particularly desperate, like going through heroin withdrawals back in the day, then probably, yeah.

    When I'm thinking straight, which is, believe it or not, most of the time, then probably not.

    And actually, there are two main reasons for why I would (typically) lean towards "no":

    1. Ethical reasons: The first thing that popped into my head was the movie Se7en



    2. Practical reasons: This could just be a ruse all about getting me personally killed, or it could be some ultra-dangerous mission where you just straight up stand no chance of surviving and staying out of jail or any other kind of trouble that would make $10,000 not even remotely worth it.

    But the se7en head deliverer never was the wiser as to what he delivered so you can't really say it was ethically wrong.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do I love, you ask? Well, I love to drink, smoke, and fuck. I drink ale when I want to FEEL. I smoke cigs to calm my nerves. And when I fuck... I fuck to be the man I know I need to be, my flow of cum tells a tale of my life's past; a rich tale of sin and pain as well as pride and joy. My hot seed yearns to brings forth life, but all it does is bring forth strife. And the kids weep.

    Ohhhh how they weep.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick what will you give me to eat my own foot? there is a right answer and a wrong one

    an arm and a leg
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking lol
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I feel I may have finally come to grasp but a modicum of the seemingly infinite essence of one Karen, and not by my own hand but rather the hand of hers, which by pure stroke of fortune has graciously outstretched itself toward my feeble existence; an existence that I can now finally begin to accept as nothing but a mere illusion within a tangled web of cosmic smoke and mirrors of which Karen herself has set in place as an inception to what is meant to be a progressive understanding of the truths that ultimately reveal the very lack of truths upon which they are founded.

    And by that I mean I'm fucking stoked because I just found an ice cream sandwich in my freezer when I was all but sure I hadn't any left.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I bet you thought this was real cute when you typed it

    No I was stoic with a straight face the entire time and despite my verbeage I genuinely want to know the psychology behind the point I addressed.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like Zanick for example. I'd offer him a million dollars to saw off his left foot and eat the entire thing. If he said no, I'd just keep increasing my offer until he accepted.
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