2018-11-28 at 3:19 PM UTC
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All pets go to pet hell
Oh poor kitty. It's ok girl, you're not gonna be in pain anymore. *lights candle*
Its ok babby. Jist be still. Shhhh. There. They're putting the needle in your arm now. Your kitty arm. Shhhhh. It's ok.
Now you're not conscious. You're sedated. But you're still alive. I'm still with you. I love you so much. *cries a lot*
I fucking love you.
It's fine baby. *lady comes in and delivers the final shot*
*A WHOLE BUNCH MORE CRYING*
I'm so sorry babby. I always loved you. Goodbye forever sweetheart, at least you're finally not in pain anymo--
Oh, wait, you ARE. ENDLESS PAIN. FOREVER. FOREVER AND EVER PAIN AND AGONY.
se it's a coondrum and I'd like someone to man up and explain how it would be more morally correct to torture a cat on earth here so it may have eternal happy later.
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2018-11-28 at 2:42 PM UTC
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My little Chootie
I found her in Tampa. I was gonna buy a turtle but then I went to the turtle srroew and found Chootie. And I bought her and raised her and moved her back to North Dakota (she flew on a plane with me and was so quiet and cute and respectful the whole time), and then she DIED and now she's burning in cat torture hell and there's nothing we can do about it tee hee hee
Nothing.
That's how God and everything works
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You guys are my little sweathearts
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Yeah wtf hyrdo you wanna die anyway why not just throw a few nudes out here on the forum?
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Originally posted by WellHung
I get sick of asking mr. Google things,sometimes… I want forum enlightenment from a young, up-and-coming know-it-all…
That's what Jeeves is for, playboy.
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That you?
Just kidding I know it's not.
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Remember that stuff we used to eat back in the day?
Oh yeah. Pussy.
That's on a rap album I can't remmwbe which one. Free thanks to whoever knows.
Maybe it's from a show.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Your dog doesn't count as your bitch, Ghost.
Your Ghost doesn't count as your dog, bitch.
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"The best choreography of all time."
I don't think you know what best means. Or all time.
Apparently you haven't seen WEST SIDE STORY on Broadway
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2018-11-27 at 10:24 PM UTC
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All pets go to pet hell
Originally posted by GGG
Why just pets? There are parents who believe their kids are going to hell. Can you imagine?
I know; pets are just cuter.
I do like to think of the funerals for known atheists and non-believers that the parents still have in church and the whole service is about God's grace even though it's painfully obvious the person didn't believe and God's grace wouldn't actually cover that and in fact according to their beliefs their child, as you said, is, in fact, burning in hell. Haha
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2018-11-27 at 9:58 PM UTC
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What if you could torture your pet yourself while they were alive and if you did that, when they died, they'd go to pet heaven?
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2018-11-27 at 9:43 PM UTC
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What if you found out that your kitty bitties and puppy wuppies all went to an eternal animal torture hell when they died, no matter what?
Like they get their little paws slowly cut off one at a time, skinned alive, stabbed, burned, etc. Over and over every day repeat forever.
Would you still want to have a pet? Imagine the moment you had to put it down. Just knowing where it was about to go.
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2018-11-27 at 9:39 PM UTC
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Opinions on marijuana
Marijuana is cool. If you smoke it you're cool. If you don't smoke it you aren't cool. End thread.
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Are you retarded it's called buying an irl live chickin and putting it in a fryer yourself bam. Emerel
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Yes, she could, if she utilized more of the kitty bitty emoticons.
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2018-11-26 at 9:27 PM UTC
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I smoked weed before 4:20
Originally posted by Technologist
I did that years ago and I was paranoid. I felt like everyone knew I was high, and I rarely get paranoid from herb. Beyond all that years ago.
As the saying goes, when you're high you think everyone notices even though they don't, and when you're drunk you think nobody notices even though they do.
Personally I'm pretty sure everyone knows when I'm either/or but it's still a funny saying.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
This friendship is over.
Take that, rewind it back.
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Me eyes are the ever changing colors of the autumn leaves glistening in the sweet smiling sun.
Babby.
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Originally posted by aldra
what do I get uncle vinny
One ticket to paradise (Disneyland).
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