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That feel when you cum

  1. 2018-12-04 at 5:30 PM UTC
    #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    And you are laying there with cum all over the place and theres a girl on your laptop screen farting loudly and you just think to yourself "What the fuck am I doing"

    #methfeels

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  2. 2018-12-05 at 12:47 AM UTC
    #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Somewhat relatable.
  3. 2018-12-05 at 12:50 AM UTC
    #3
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    This is why I love my pocket pussy. The cum just gathers in it and I pour it out in the sink. It feels so much cleaner.
  4. 2018-12-05 at 1:10 AM UTC
    #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
  5. 2018-12-05 at 1:48 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth This is why I love my pocket pussy. The cum just gathers in it and I pour it out in the sink. It feels so much cleaner.

    You could always:
    1. Cum in pocket pussy.
    2. Drain into a bottle.
    3. ???.
    4. Profit.
  6. 2018-12-05 at 8:40 AM UTC
    #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah cummies is nasty I hate cleaning that stuff up
  7. 2018-12-05 at 8:46 AM UTC
    #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Brazilian face sitting/fart eating ftl
  8. 2018-12-05 at 8:47 AM UTC
    #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah cummies is nasty I hate cleaning that stuff up

    So swallow
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  9. 2018-12-05 at 9:02 AM UTC
    #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yikes. I'd rather cum on the floor
  10. 2018-12-06 at 4:06 AM UTC
    #10
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Watching cake farting porn again?
  11. 2018-12-06 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #11
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Ghost Yikes. I'd rather cum on the floor

    When I first lived on my own I had carpet and would always bust onto the carpet under my computer desk. After 6 months or so it was pretty crusty and disgusting. Had to move my computer and put my couch over that spot.
  12. 2018-12-06 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ughhu When I first lived on my own I had carpet and would always bust onto the carpet under my computer desk. After 6 months or so it was pretty crusty and disgusting. Had to move my computer and put my couch over that spot.

    I want to set you on fire.
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  13. 2018-12-06 at 4:15 AM UTC
    #13
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Well I was 19 and lazy. I often don’t wear socks in my house and wasn’t gonna get up halfway through wackin it. So onto the floor it went
  14. 2018-12-06 at 4:22 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You should have cum in your hand and then slapped yourself in the face after your very first carpet cum.
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  15. 2018-12-06 at 4:30 AM UTC
    #15
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ain't nothing wrong with a little carpet cum.
  16. 2018-12-06 at 6:57 AM UTC
    #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala You should have cum in your hand and then slapped yourself in the face after your very first carpet cum.

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