I want to start a band

1. 2018-12-13 at 7:36 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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   ....Drums?
2. 2018-12-13 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   (crickets...)
3. 2018-12-13 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-12-13 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   OP, I'm on keyboards you can pick either the rusty trombone or the skin flute.
5. 2018-12-13 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Singer because everyone remembers the singer. I can't sing but it doesn't matter these days.
6. 2018-12-13 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'll be the guy that fucks all the bitches on the tour bus.
7. 2018-12-13 at 8:06 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I've always wanted to learn the xylophone. You'd better give me a solo in every song or I'll do your drugs for you and release a solo album behind your back.
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   • mashlehash, 
   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2018-12-13 at 8:10 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "learn the xylophone" is improper grammar and we won't have that in this band. You're out.
9. 2018-12-13 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Zanick, it's too true bro. That's a real one.
10. 2018-12-13 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You don't even need to learn how to play the xylophone. It's a fucking scale of notes in ascending order and you hit them with a mallet.
    
    There. Lesson complete.
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    • mashlehash
11. 2018-12-13 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Drums 😎
12. 2018-12-13 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Archer513 Drums 😎

    
    MM
13. 2018-12-13 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    We need more cowbell
14. 2018-12-13 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Can I be the harmonicanist?
15. 2018-12-13 at 9:43 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Can I be the harmonicanist?

    
    Derma flautist
16. 2018-12-13 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #16
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    We need a faggoty ginger to play the tambourine...
17. 2018-12-13 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We need a faggoty ginger to play the tambourine…

    
    Tambourine is reserved for band ho’s
    
    Ladies?
18. 2018-12-13 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I'll be your agent
    
    
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    • mashlehash
19. 2018-12-13 at 11:08 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I love myself.
    
    Seriously, SpectraL- .....you talk a heavy bargain, and I'm sure you have years of credit beneath your belt.
    
    Damien.
20. 2018-12-13 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #20
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We need more cowbell

    
    I got a Maschine.