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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed A better question is how is anyone skinny eating American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² food?

    By using German and Japanese drugs.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls

    the the

    LIVE LAUGH LOVE !
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do they still continue to housekeep your room?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm into huffing paint because of Pa making me look at his wood duck collection? No, I dont know what you mean.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ImBABBY BIRD BABBY BIRD 🐣πŸ₯🐣πŸ₯🐣πŸ₯🐣πŸ₯🐣πŸ₯ CHEEP CHERP
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I really look up to you. There. Now let's fuck."
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Canada and China are nearly identical in terms of square footage. What if they swapped populations? What do you think America would be like if Canada had 1.5 billion Chinese people up there ?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG You get a cool kids club card!



    And YOU get a cool kids club card!

    She wanted ME to pick her. Not you. Now you're out the club.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein With a side of hateraid?

    I told you they dont serve that at Montana Mike's! Fuck!

    *throws wildly missing haymaker elbow*
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks What about Encarta '95 on CD-ROM?

    Yes that was the new beginning of the end. I first was exposed to it at my friend Luke's house. Wasnt there a maze game or something related to it that you could play while you LEARNT?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Methuselah I mean because your grandad used to rape you while wearing a duck costume and your mind blocked it out and you think he was just showing you duck figurines all those times

    I didnt block out shit I just didnt want to mention it yet. Asshole.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hes gonna eat your pussy at these early hours?!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Mq,
    Did you inherit the duck collection?

    Quack quack!

    I do have one of them. πŸ˜ŠπŸ”πŸ“πŸ£πŸ€πŸ₯🐦🐧
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Methuselah Shouldn’t you be in a home?

    Dont fucking talk to my granddaughter like that or I'll fucking snap your shoulders out of their sockets and eat your face. Not joking. πŸ‘ŒπŸ™πŸ’…
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I called my great grandma Nana. And great grandpa, Pa.

    Ole Nana and Pa. Faggots. I hated the both them. Oh yeah sure pa I'd just LOVE to go downstairs with you and look at your fucking wooden duck collection. Yeah!! Let's do that again ! Piece of shit .
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I'll rape you and make it look like an accident

    I'll thank you and offer you an after-mint.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    PRETEN(D)TIOUSNESS.

    Words have changed a lot since the internet. Now a nigga can Google anything and at least form a half decent response to anything. Anything. Back in the day, either you fucking knew or you didnt. Or you looked it up in your 18-volume betabetical home encyclopedia
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra verbal violence is just what I do on here. I don't know how else to function

    Ok emineminem
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Methuselah Where’s enter

    Wheres your father's email address rather what is it?
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