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OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry

  1. 2019-03-07 at 2:50 AM UTC
    #21
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I am revoking my application.
  2. 2019-03-07 at 2:51 AM UTC
    #22
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Erekshun I am revoking my application.

    You're officially erekSHUNNED from the group.
  3. 2019-03-07 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #23
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Sweet! I never liked cliques
  4. 2019-03-07 at 2:58 AM UTC
    #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Membership is completely free :)

    Other than writing PEN15 on the back of your hand with permanent marker.
  5. 2019-03-07 at 2:59 AM UTC
    #25
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Other than writing PEN15 on the back of your hand with permanent marker.


    Oh, pick me, pick me, I’ve been dying to do this my entire life.
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  6. 2019-03-07 at 3:01 AM UTC
    #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh, pick me, pick me, I’ve been dying to do this my entire life.

  7. 2019-03-07 at 3:06 AM UTC
    #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Zanick, I'm going to be very honest here… I am sorely disappointed by you. How dare you even question it?! You're one of the coolest people on here. It wouldn't be a real Cool Kids Club if it weren't for your membership.

    It's okay. I have a court-order that states my complete ownership over Zanick (transaction pending). He has auctioned himself off, and body contains brain. Therefore, I am in total command of said body.

    So I hereby exercise my legal proprietorship and submit Zanick's consent to join the club on his behalf (transaction pending).
  8. 2019-03-07 at 3:36 AM UTC
    #28
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's okay. I have a court-order that states my complete ownership over Zanick (transaction pending). He has auctioned himself off, and body contains brain. Therefore, I am in total command of said body.

    So I hereby exercise my legal proprietorship and submit Zanick's consent to join the club on his behalf (transaction pending).

    You got yourself a mighty fine deal there. I should have purchased him when I had the chance. You, Zanick, are hereby officially approved as a member of the Cool Kids Club.
  9. 2019-03-07 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #29
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My pen is huge :D
  10. 2019-03-07 at 4:04 AM UTC
    #30
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    its not cool unless its spelled

    Kool Kids Klub.
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  11. 2019-03-07 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Zanick I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:

    My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.

    You get a cool kids club card!

    Originally posted by Technologist Oh, pick me, pick me, I’ve been dying to do this my entire life.

    And YOU get a cool kids club card!
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  12. 2019-03-07 at 4:12 AM UTC
    #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG You get a cool kids club card!



    And YOU get a cool kids club card!

    She wanted ME to pick her. Not you. Now you're out the club.
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  13. 2019-03-07 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #33
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ She wanted ME to pick her. Not you. Now you're out the club.

    Fuck.
  14. 2019-03-07 at 4:18 AM UTC
    #34
    HTS highlight reel
    >Cool Kids Club
    >Not Kool Kidz Klub

    Not interested, thanks anyway.
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  15. 2019-03-07 at 4:19 AM UTC
    #35
    HTS highlight reel
    That said, if I were interested the fact that I'm not interested would be a qualification. Damn I'm cool.
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  16. 2019-03-07 at 4:20 AM UTC
    #36
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS That said, if I were interested the fact that I'm not interested would be a qualification. Damn I'm cool.

    You were, and then you went and said "Damn I'm cool" and now you're uncool. uncoole. No. Fuck that's not right. Uncle. You're uncle now.
  17. 2019-03-07 at 5:03 AM UTC
    #37
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG You were, and then you went and said "Damn I'm cool" and now you're uncool. uncoole. No. Fuck that's not right. Uncle. You're uncle now.

    Whatever.
  18. 2019-03-07 at 5:09 AM UTC
    #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    HTS is literally the coolest tranny ever 2.5/10 would get a secret blowjob from

    Is the cool kids club anything like the fun bunch?
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  19. 2019-03-07 at 5:11 AM UTC
    #39
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo HTS is literally the coolest tranny ever 2.5/10 would get a secret blowjob from

    Is the cool kids club anything like the fun bunch?

    We have anal sex on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and mario kart tournaments every other Saturday.
  20. 2019-03-07 at 5:13 AM UTC
    #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG We have anal sex on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and mario kart tournaments every other Saturday.

    Can you imagine me fucking you? Neither of us can smile the entire time. Just sex faces and sweat beads. We can play Mario after.
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