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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Kill urself federal agent.
    I really don't

    Ok, respectable single mom holding her own. I'll kill myself. But only because you said so.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would obviously pre-cut, for the record.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ah, shit.happy anniversary of the day you were borne, ms. STARR
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Different strokes I guess. It is interesting, at least to me, to think about that shit though. Like ARCHER and JIG are a good example . They both seem similar in personality, banter well with onr another, etc. Yet archer hardly posts relative to Jig. The happy truth is that everyone that still posts here has some, thing, in common. Which means 2hether you like it or not, something about every one of you is kinda like me.

    We are the same person.

    Let's all make a human centipede.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks That is a quite significant date…

    Anniversary of Columbine.
    Hitler's birthday.

    Something else that I forgot……..

    oh you're probably talking about when Danica Patrick won the Indy Japan 300 becoming the first female driver in history to win an Indy car race.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah yeah finish your MY WORD CLOUD first . you can't
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this is the part where I remind you my birthday is april 20th 1984 as though it makes me cooler than I already am
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I'm disappointed too. I thought gadzooks was COOL but if he can't even suck a friend's dick or get in a gay threeway then he's not a very good friend, is he?

    No. They say a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better. What they dont fucking say is what a friend is when he won't even let his dick get sucked alongside another man, by me. A piece of shit friend I guess.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna open a mcdonalds and also live in a little room there and invite bitches to come back to my place for homemade meals and then stuff their face full of soggy ass fries and oreo mcflurries
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to watch teletubbies I guess that makes me a rapist huh???!!?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She's 26. Its complicated.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Meh, I'll crack a cold one if she looks right.

    Depends on how advanced the decomp is, tho.

    If you get a bloated, water soaked one the skin is usually softened up enough to essentially make any part of the body into a fuck hole, my friend told me.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HOT CHUBBY AMATEUR TEEN LOVES RIDING COCK
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did they do a successful brain transplant yet? I wonder what would happen if you put say, a star athlete's brain inside an obese couch potato.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Lad.

    You always been one of my niggas.

    You know 'dis

    Wow just wow
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls you dont scare me kid

    What about now?

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano i take 50mg seroquel at night and am 2/3 of the way floored within an hour. I can't imagine taking 200-1300mg during the daytime like they do.

    I took seroquel for 3 days and it made me so tired I felt worse than when I was just standard depressed. Maybe it's supposed to go away after a while? I guess I won't know since I stopped.

    Prozac is the only medication I've taken that worked, as far as I could tell. Only negative side effect for me was the lack of boner ability which was easily remedied with viagra (which is actually a lot of fun).
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welcome.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pounce, pounce, cmon, pounce.

    ERRYBUDY IN THE CLUB WIF A HALF AN OUNCE (of crystal tech)
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.

    Maybe she's one of those that like it. Are you fat with blue hair DTE?
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