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What type of women are you most attracted to?

  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by stl1 We'll be the same height when we lay down together.


    Cheesy pickup line I’ve heard from short guys 30.69% of the time.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I really look up to you. There. Now let's fuck."
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  3. Technologist victim of incest
    I can’t fuck me gramps!
  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Bend over, bitch!

    NOW I'm fucking taller than you!!!
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Yous funny Stl 😂😂
  6. Mostly go for the crazy ones. They’re more fun.

    I like a chick with a phat ass, slim waist, and small tits. Shorter is better but anything less than 5’2” is basically a midget so that’s low as I’ll go
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Mostly go for the crazy ones. They’re more fun.

    I like a chick with a phat ass, slim waist, and small tits. Shorter is better but anything less than 5’2” is basically a midget so that’s low as I’ll go

    😒 how tall r u?
  8. 6 ft
  9. Men liking skinny women with mungo tits was a fad that's being phased out through Natural Selection.

    Evolution has taken us to obsession with huge butt and whatever tits.

    I remember a fast food commercial for Subway I think like 10 years ago where they went to mcodnalds or something and the girl goes "I'll take one badonkadonk butt" as if that was something undesirable. Times have changed.
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  10. Originally posted by DietPiano Men liking skinny women with mungo tits was a fad that's being phased out through Natural Selection.

    Now it is obsession with huge butt and whatever tits.

    I was into it before it was mainstream.
  11. Also natural selection doesn’t work that way dumbass
  12. Learn 2 darwin
  13. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    The honest kind. That rules out 99% of women. Honesty is not valued very much in the US, and even less in my state and city. If I were to observe anyone when they believe they're not being observed, the vast majority, especially women, are dishonest.

    Aside from that, I'm not very picky. king of the world was right when he said women these days are more masculine than they used to be. I don't find that attractive. White and hispanic women with glasses that are cute and feminine, that's a plus. Asian girls with medium to large sized tits.

    Not had sex in around 6 years so I guess I'm 'overly' picky when it comes to women's personalities and minds.
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist Yous funny Stl 😂😂



    Wanna git nekkid?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano Men liking skinny women with mungo tits was a fad that's being phased out through Natural Selection.

    Evolution has taken us to obsession with huge butt and whatever tits.

    I remember a fast food commercial for Subway I think like 10 years ago where they went to mcodnalds or something and the girl goes "I'll take one badonkadonk butt" as if that was something undesirable. Times have changed.



    "Would you like the double blubber?"

    *deadpan* "Sure."
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    flan is amazing. I'd eat any pussy that tasted like flan in a heartbeat. Although I'd poke at it to see if it had some nice flan-y jiggle to it first.
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  17. Originally posted by Lanny flan is amazing. I'd eat any pussy that tasted like flan in a heartbeat. Although I'd poke at it to see if it had some nice flan-y jiggle to it first.

    My nigga.
  18. Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers The honest kind. That rules out 99% of women. Honesty is not valued very much in the US, and even less in my state and city. If I were to observe anyone when they believe they're not being observed, the vast majority, especially women, are dishonest.

    Aside from that, I'm not very picky. king of the world was right when he said women these days are more masculine than they used to be. I don't find that attractive. White and hispanic women with glasses that are cute and feminine, that's a plus. Asian girls with medium to large sized tits.

    Not had sex in around 6 years so I guess I'm 'overly' picky when it comes to women's personalities and minds.

    Personally, I’m not an honest guy myself so it would be kind of unfair to expect it from a woman.

    Can you really say you’re any different? What makes you more honest than others? I bet you’ve got your own dirty little secrets too.

    Don’t you, you pervert?
  19. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Methuselah Personally, I’m not an honest guy myself so it would be kind of unfair to expect it from a woman.

    Can you really say you’re any different? What makes you more honest than others? I bet you’ve got your own dirty little secrets too.

    Don’t you, you pervert?

    Maybe that makes me an asshole, or a loser or both. But yes I am more honest than most people. Some of us come from specific ancestry where honesty is valued, it is genetic. Most people do not. And in a lot of cases, the genes for this honesty are recessive. Nothing perverted about me or how I see women. I'm old fashioned, and to the LBGT crowd that may be seen as perverted, but to anyone else, I'm actually too honest and normal.

    Sexually, I'm not a pervert, but maybe morally in some other way. "Pervert" doesn't always imply something sexual. I'd often read the dailymail.co.uk front page, and rather than restoring my faith in humanity, it makes me want to kill billions of people. That can be seen as a perversion, but at least I'm honest about it. Most people are not honest. You're not honest with women, that kinda makes you a piece of shit. If a woman is worth my time, I'm going to be honest with her about everything, even if it makes her reject me in favor of some cuck that's less honest. It is what it is.

    Maybe fantasizing about killing billions of people and making the world a better place (if that's even possible) makes me a worse human being, but at least i'm honest about it. There you go.
  20. Yeah you’re honest about it on an anonymous internet message board.

    How about next time you go in for a job interview and they ask you if you can get along with your workmates you can tell them “well, actually I want to kill them usually, along with billions of others, most of the human race really. But yes I can look past all that and be a team player 😊.”

    See how your honesty works out then.

    You’re not honest. Face it you’re exactly like the scum you claim to hate so much, the only difference between you and me is you’re in denial about it.
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