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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    but do rainbows exist objectively ?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [quote pk=684236 author="CandyRein


    TOr when you were living in your car

    TRein"]o think I never made fun of Kr0z for being a pizza boy rapist child killer on a high horse
    o think I never made fun of you
    For thinking a family reunion was a orgy

    I must stop being so nice to people
    It’s hard when you’re an empath :/


    you gotta remember that nobody is better than anybody else, here.

    GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES GIRL
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG We have anal sex on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and mario kart tournaments every other Saturday.

    Can you imagine me fucking you? Neither of us can smile the entire time. Just sex faces and sweat beads. We can play Mario after.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra

    Leave me out of this
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A bundy, alliGAYtor, Bill Krozby, and a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING walk into a bar, all of them angry as fuck.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I dont know. Whatever happened to a good old fashioned ass whoopin; gettin your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    420!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    People know the brand of undies they wear? I didnt know that was a thing . My mom buys me mine on Christmas and I have to make the new pair last me a year. It's always blue with some white lines. Penis hole is in the butt part for some reason. :(
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's what I'm saying, it's just not worth it for them often times. They just like the thrill of catching people. Ole cat and mouse. I can see the appeal. I'd just catch people , get their reaction, merchandise back, and let em go every time. Catch and release typa deal.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But sadder yet is me not getting blowjobs from your dad?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there a site where the girls will 100% fuck anyone? (Without money involved)

    What if ALL dating, romance, hook up sites didnt allow pictures? That'd be something.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm pretty sure it was relatively mainstream and there were like 1000s of users so I'd say it's safe to assume that yes, there were some dates and hookups.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks And another Retarded Thread was 419…

    WTF?

    Is that an arbitrary cutoff that was pre-decided?

    No 420 was decided as the number for trt page limit. Even I know that
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's a fickle drug. That's the problem.

    Whippets can range anywhere from boring as fuck to INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY.

    Like my personality. -_-
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's your social scene like candy? Are you meet me at the club its goin down type or meet me at the hospital cafeteria for a sandwich and then I have to take a nap afterward type?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I didn't think you'd fall for that honestly. She only has a son who's a toddler now.

    I don't know enough about the situation anymore. But if she's at all regular in her son's life then no. He's old enough to remember her now. His dad is already a convicted child molester. Junkie prostitute is an upgrade. Could say all sorts of bad things, but yeah, still an upgrade.

    Although I still had to fight back the urge to tell her to kill herself. And on that note, kill yourself mq, if you would. Thanks.

    Ha! I didnt think youd honestly fall for me pretending to fall for that. Wow you're really dumb. Kill yourself too.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does that work well? I guess I knew a girl that just poured her tech into water bottles and sipped on it all day. Is that the way to go?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks OH YEAH… thread data analytics… I keep getting distracted… gimme about… 5 minutes.

    Take a huge RIP of crack maybe that'll help you focus
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sad and happy. I'm always fucking sad and happy.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Mine is 19.70 posts per day.

    I had huge hiatus periods during 2018 though.

    Yeah but the usual length of one of your posts equals the length of like 5 normal shitty one liners, at least. You have to consider that part too.
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