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ATTN LANNY:
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trolling walmart
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
Sorry I wasn't gay enough to pay any attention to his phone call.
That sounds pretty gay of you. 🤗
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
^ Some people are so uneducated and stupid that they think the President personally runs all the 15 executive departments and all 400 agencies singlehandedly. The President delegates the authority, he doesn't personally run them.
So the president shouldn't really get any credit one way or another for anything, right?
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Yeah I'm getting fucked in the ass by an elderly Hungarian man.
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I'm throw a bunch of salt in his face.
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I'm watching this dog take a shit and the piece of poop is slowly coming out and hes barking and every bark the poop comes out a little more. Haha
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2019-10-31 at 6:48 PM UTC
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Halloween is boring as fuck
When I was a kid I would go trick or treating with 2 of my cousins and there was a house 2 doors down from theirs that we would leave until we were returning home because it was the scariest.
The guy would put a bunch of tombstones in his yard and a bunch of dry ice so it was all foggy and SPOOPY. And hed play creepy funeral music. He would be hiding somewhere so youd slowly walk up to his door all cautiously and ring the doorbell but he wouldn't answer. Then youd turn around and wonder if he was even home and suddenly hed spring out from somewhere wearing this full fledged werewolf costume and come howling and running toward you.
Then hed give you a bunch of really good candy.
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2019-10-31 at 5:17 PM UTC
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I'm gonna be a goblin tonight. And I'm gonna be a-goblin you up.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Happy Halloween lil bromo. :)
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2019-10-30 at 7:46 AM UTC
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All planets suck. I hate them all I just decided. Earth. Pluto. Saturn. All of em. They are jokes in this cosmic stand up comedy bit. I bet somewhere someone is laughing at us. All of us.
"Look at what I did. Look Jim. I made this universe thing and made planets and hey one of them made people and look! They're talking about how they think the planets , and ANYTHING, matters. Hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahhahaa" I dont know if laughs sound like that in the UN-UNIVERSE but you get the point.
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Your thoughts at the moment
I want a street credit! Give me one .
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You're not ugly. And I like your hoodie. I hated you 2 weeks ago and now I'm warming up to you and sympathizing with your plight. Things can change just like that, and so can your clubbing experience.
Sure, I understand that many clubs are very much so just a bunch of faggots that basically live for nothing more than just "clubbing." Sometimes it's just a phase in life. When I lived in Tampa we would do it all the time. Loud gay music walking around with a shitty well drink in each hand trying not to spill them while walking back to your table bumping into one of the hundreds of mindless people that are all doing the same thing.
It was retarded but it was FUN. you just do it for the experience you just do it to fuckin do it . Then you get older and you're like oh no no thanks Carla for asking if I'd like to go out but I'd rather just sit home and read a book. That's ok too.
What's important is that you do what makes you happy. If you earnestly despise clubs, then dont go. If you can learn to adapt to them, then learn. It's all a matter of perspective, baby.
It's all in the hips.
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
You're a tourist that went to those shows because you wanted to do drugs and socialize, not for the experience of listening to the music itself.
Psst. Little secret: You can do both of those at the same time. It's a holistic experience.
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Originally posted by Wariat
I dont see anything fun about being crowded by a bunch of pretentious douchbags.
Stop worrying about them. Worry about yourself and the music and FUN.
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Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
for some reason over the last few years ive lost my ability to enjoy music. i almost always prefer silence now, and when i do listen to songs its the same 5 tracks over and over. its concerning
i have that billie eilish song stuck in my head from my last bundy trip and i hate it
I can relate to this. Sometimes I listen to one song over and over literally dozens of times in a row, sometimes over a hundred times.
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Oh I forgot to mention I finally won trivia tonight. First time ever at this location. We had a 6 person team which is why maybe. I usually always play with shannon (2 person team) but tonight we had 4 others.
I realize nobody cares. Whatever. I do :)
Sometimes it feels fun to brag right? Right.
Penis
Butt
Lamb
Chootie
Chootie's turtle friend named Alfred
Scooby doo
PLUTO
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Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
Dating apps are so awkard its unpleasant. Especially when i have to hide everything about myself. Maybe im approaching it wrong. Id rather have it happen the natural way.
What's awkward? Arent you awkward? Doesn't that make it perfect? Everyone using a dating app to find "partners" is awkward so it's perfect.
I PERSONALLY dont give a fuck. I dont DATE. I have never used an application.. actually yes I have, I think it was called MeetMe or some shit and it worked on the first try lol. I met a girl on there then met her outside my apartment for safety purposes, talked to her on the street corner for like an hour and then finally went to her place and hooked up. That was a few years ago. But that wasnt a date.
Dating is dumb. I hate the word. I dont know. Everyone i care about I've already met and when i meet someone new then i will meet them in the right time and place. Its whatever. I'm just not good at meeting someone and DATING. god why does that word make me mad ? DATE ME.
Hey wanna go on a DATE? no. No I will just go hang out with you. It isnt a fucking DATE. it's just a thing. Fuck you.
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Please please please let me be tortured by you. You could just force me to listen to you talk and that might be the most brutal torture of all time. 😉
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I think bumble is the hot new dating app maybe check that one @ splooge gook
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