Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
Dating apps are so awkard its unpleasant. Especially when i have to hide everything about myself. Maybe im approaching it wrong. Id rather have it happen the natural way.
What's awkward? Arent you awkward? Doesn't that make it perfect? Everyone using a dating app to find "partners" is awkward so it's perfect.
I PERSONALLY dont give a fuck. I dont DATE. I have never used an application.. actually yes I have, I think it was called MeetMe or some shit and it worked on the first try lol. I met a girl on there then met her outside my apartment for safety purposes, talked to her on the street corner for like an hour and then finally went to her place and hooked up. That was a few years ago. But that wasnt a date.
Dating is dumb. I hate the word. I dont know. Everyone i care about I've already met and when i meet someone new then i will meet them in the right time and place. Its whatever. I'm just not good at meeting someone and DATING. god why does that word make me mad ? DATE ME.
Hey wanna go on a DATE? no. No I will just go hang out with you. It isnt a fucking DATE. it's just a thing. Fuck you.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m my mind you were gonna ask me my favorite 3 pac song .. and I was gonna do play on words of 2 pacs song titles…
*sigh* But it didn’t happen that way :/
Hey. When things went wrong we'd blame mama I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell Hugging on my mama from a jail cell And who'd think in elementary? Hey! I see the penitentiary, one day And running from the police, that's right.
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Thank you, Pluto. I'm 420 babby so I'm on the cusp so I get to decide which planets and stars decide my fate and I choose Pluto. Sometimes not a planet sometimes is. I always say it is but people wanna put Pluto in a kennel and swap its face with a newspaper and that makes Pluto sad :(
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Yeah, Chink. Go back to China you chink. Fight me with your nunchucks and karate you chink. Oh what are you gonna do put me in one of your broken elevators, chink? Maybe your great wall will save you, chink. Fuckin CHINK. Oh you cant see what I'm typing bevause of your slit eyes, chink?? Maybe eat another dog and that will help, CHINK.
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I dont know how in the fuck there isnt at least one point in my storied drinking career that I havent "overdosed" or had to have my stomach pumped or whatever. Nowadays when I go I still go hard but my brain has a way of making me stop, basically there comes a point that it recognizes I'm not even getting drunker any longer and with the amount in my system I will still probably remain drunk for the next 12-24 hours even if I dont have another drink, and then it communicates that with the alcohol me that still insists I NEED to drink more (I'm not done yet I'm having fun!) but my brain takes over and I'll find myself just having nursed a beer for 3 hours without thinking about it, then I'm like, 'oh ok, you're right brain, I really didnt need any more, thank you.'
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Originally posted by too.dark.to.see
Just make your own:
Water Salt Meat Vegetables
Fragrant things eg
Garlic Ginger Cilantro Galangal
Other things such as:
Oyster sauce Sugar
Sounds like a gay version of minestrone. Lol why did that ever get mentioned? Thanks bro bee. Yuck yuck it triggers me. I hate it so bad reminds me of like I already said childhood school soup but I didn't mention how it also reminds me of when I was forcefully taken back behind a shed by 6 teenaged girls when I was only 9 and they force fed me it while taking turns smashing their feet onto my little penis and spitting on my face. Then people ask why I sit in my stairwell sometimes just crumpled up begging for a God.
Do you even know what it's like to get bullied ?
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they are weird or not normal people
What if it did mean that ? What if when from now on, if you dont like someone, it makes them weird? And therefore it makes you normal? What if you had a bunch of butterflies fly into your asshole when you were asleep and they made a bunch of babbies and they made cacoons inside you and you never knew and that's where buterrfilies in your tummy come from?
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Tim hey you got any of that garbage soup left, yeah the one with the beans in it, got any of it left ?"
"Oh you do?? What's that you say ? Not a single person ate any of that shit soup you brought to to the underground Christian potluck?? Not even one old lady ate a bite ? Peculiar ! That's so peculiar!!!"
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