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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m my mind you were gonna ask me my favorite 3 pac song .. and I was gonna do play on words of 2 pacs song titles…

    *sigh*
    But it didn’t happen that way :/

    Hey.
    When things went wrong we'd blame mama
    I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell
    Hugging on my mama from a jail cell
    And who'd think in elementary?
    Hey! I see the penitentiary, one day
    And running from the police, that's right.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein You look so pretty, ..but you’ve bloomed too soon…

    :/

    I bet you've never even listened to 3pac
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra probably complications from banging crushed up wasps and beekeeping supplies back in the day

    Typical saggitarious
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you, Pluto. I'm 420 babby so I'm on the cusp so I get to decide which planets and stars decide my fate and I choose Pluto. Sometimes not a planet sometimes is. I always say it is but people wanna put Pluto in a kennel and swap its face with a newspaper and that makes Pluto sad :(
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Yepp…lol

    Damn. Rekt. You rekt me.

    I lose.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, Chink. Go back to China you chink. Fight me with your nunchucks and karate you chink. Oh what are you gonna do put me in one of your broken elevators, chink? Maybe your great wall will save you, chink. Fuckin CHINK. Oh you cant see what I'm typing bevause of your slit eyes, chink?? Maybe eat another dog and that will help, CHINK.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I went to school with a girl named Becky Coffee. That's all I have to add. Have a nice day everyone. :)
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ECAP Is this the thread for alcoholics?

    Nope. This is the massive faggot thread. Alcoholics thread is 3 doors down on your left.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi my name is Wren, pleasure to meet you. *aggressive tip of the cap*
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont know how in the fuck there isnt at least one point in my storied drinking career that I havent "overdosed" or had to have my stomach pumped or whatever. Nowadays when I go I still go hard but my brain has a way of making me stop, basically there comes a point that it recognizes I'm not even getting drunker any longer and with the amount in my system I will still probably remain drunk for the next 12-24 hours even if I dont have another drink, and then it communicates that with the alcohol me that still insists I NEED to drink more (I'm not done yet I'm having fun!) but my brain takes over and I'll find myself just having nursed a beer for 3 hours without thinking about it, then I'm like, 'oh ok, you're right brain, I really didnt need any more, thank you.'
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see Just make your own:

    Water
    Salt
    Meat
    Vegetables

    Fragrant things eg

    Garlic
    Ginger
    Cilantro
    Galangal

    Other things such as:

    Oyster sauce
    Sugar

    Sounds like a gay version of minestrone. Lol why did that ever get mentioned? Thanks bro bee. Yuck yuck it triggers me. I hate it so bad reminds me of like I already said childhood school soup but I didn't mention how it also reminds me of when I was forcefully taken back behind a shed by 6 teenaged girls when I was only 9 and they force fed me it while taking turns smashing their feet onto my little penis and spitting on my face. Then people ask why I sit in my stairwell sometimes just crumpled up begging for a God.

    Do you even know what it's like to get bullied ?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my Normy

    at symbol 6:22 / i know soiboi will like it

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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they are weird or not normal people

    What if it did mean that ? What if when from now on, if you dont like someone, it makes them weird? And therefore it makes you normal? What if you had a bunch of butterflies fly into your asshole when you were asleep and they made a bunch of babbies and they made cacoons inside you and you never knew and that's where buterrfilies in your tummy come from?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    GARBAGE BEAN SOUP.

    GARBAGENZO. GARBAGE GARBAGE.

    Tim hey you got any of that garbage soup left, yeah the one with the beans in it, got any of it left ?"

    "Oh you do?? What's that you say ? Not a single person ate any of that shit soup you brought to to the underground Christian potluck?? Not even one old lady ate a bite ? Peculiar ! That's so peculiar!!!"
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Obbe Those are good soups. Add minestrone to the list, it's good too.

    Do not tell me minestrone is your favorite soup. I'm serious. I will burn you.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also yes, I still use one. Thank you for asking.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Curry on my wayward son
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So basically each week you only need to suck 60 dicks at $5 a dick?

    If you work under the Queensboro bridge the going rate is $5 for just a handjob so I'd probably start there.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I thought you were leaving peedy?

    /spectral welcome to the suburbs post goes here
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I kind of really want to just not go to work tomorrow and then also never again. I hate he difference between having fun and then going to bed and waking up and going to stupid not fun.

    I've done it a handful of times at my job so far; just not going to work. It fucks others over but also idk they can not go too. Of course I'm not THAT shitty of a guy where I want people to get fucked but also I just dont care sometimes.

    Actro tier I just wanna be rich and not have to worry. But yes I'm like the rest of the 99 percent that have to care because of Bill's. Bills. I should be writing this in a journal and not here. Going to bed. Gnight friends and foes.
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