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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont make me fry your homing pigeon's motherboard, kid.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can feel guilty about things that you probably need not feel n.v guilty for. And you can not feel guilty about things that you should probably NEED to.

    again guilt is weird. In this sense. I'm guilty for eating a 3rd trip through the chinese buffet.

    I'm guilty for machete raping Leslie that one Saturday night when she technically said no.

    I'm guilty of selling a kid a shorted sack of weed.

    I FEEL GUILTY about so and so thing that I shouldn't feel guilty for.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hardcore is banging with sukkas on discord?


    Lmao.


    Ok.


    Try going out on the town and spending months living on the streets with the native Americans trying to not get your ass kicked over the last shot of old crow in your traveler. Nobody is HARDCORE in your discord thing. Or any thing on the internet. Please hush.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess I agree that you should probably establish the terms of your relationship before you assume "cheating" is ok. It's just weird if you dont. I dont know I dont care.

    I've touched on this many a time. Obviously everyone in the world doesnt just have their one soul mate. That shit is, to me, retarded. People feel like they have twenty soul mates throughout their life sometimes. Widows get remarried. Happy fun loving couples get divorced and remarried. Blah. Blah.

    We're all attracted to people and many people can have "soul mate" qualities. Everyone just wants to be loved and wants it to be personal. It of course feels weird knowing your LIFE PARTNER is also getting railed by a bunch of other dudes.

    Some cultures just embrace that and say hey let's all fuck and suxk each other and have kids and we will all take care of the sucking and fucking and the raising of the family, TOGETHER. They establish that though. Theres no jealousy. It's just a big group effort.

    I dont care.!!! Just do whatever you want as long as it doesnt affect me. :)
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Was there ever any specific info into the direct relationships between school shooters and their victims ? Like with Columbine, did either of them kill any students specifically? I want to say I recall them (Eric and Dylan) NOT killing one kid who they could have but they spared him because he sort of had always tried to be cool with them.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There is a sour patch kid cereal.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Just watch this instead


    Classic. You should check out tim and Eric's new series on bodies. We learn about gas, pimples, penises, vaginas, diarrhea, and more.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 6011UM I woke up drunk

    Originally posted by 6011UM Oh god I smell like smoke

    Stop stealing my moves, bro.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Throw some D's on that bitch!
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cringe Salad. I have no appetite for potato, egg, or chicken salad. Those foods are meant to be warm.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you truly liked all this garbage technology and music you claim to find so superior you wouldn't have to try so hard to prove that it is in fact superior. You're SCARED that you actually have shit taste (which you objectively do) and therefore put down others who dont have your exact likes in order to reaffirm to yourself that you somehow have much better taste.

    You suck. Literally everyone else is a better person than you in general and if you drifted into the sun right this very moment, the world would be a better place and everyone would care about your death because we'd all have to start planning our celebrations and parties.

    I love you.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Finnderella. Ha.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I heard the dollar tree is gonna start selling booze now EEEEEEEEE get it let's get it SON!!! gimme a dollar jack Daniel!!!+
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 6011UM Do you call them your drawers because you're always putting things in them/taking things out? Like grilled cheeses and penis? Dip me in your tomato soup, frala.

    She is from Da dirty souf where the way they pronounce drawers literally rhymes with paws.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I didn’t see this im sorry
    It’s been insane!

    I say we got about 4.. it’s so slick out ..and the city is taking their sweet time with clearing the side streets!

    4 WHAT???
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    First name Nestl

    Last name Es
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Full disclosure I DIDNT makenthst comment to get someone to look that up but after reading it it certainly seems like it.

    And then thank you spec . I'm so used to people doing infinityshcok in their threads that I forgot people ever made ones of me, though they're mostly all wellhung of course.

    I'm gonna bump them all and get what I wanted all along.

    In love with the dark side i found.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I identify as a doge with kidney stones larger than my body. :)
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just a sheet?

    Well ok, more than that. I dont know the terms. A REAM of acid sheets? Lol.
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