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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m in America bitch…I don’t speak fagg UK slang ..my apologies ❤️

    *bish
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I hear the word scandalous :

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Oh ya we know
    But it oddly didn’t happen often

    If someone saved it they rarely announced it … because they weren’t dumb and wanted us to keep posting lol

    Makes sense.

    Who was the person the superimposed MATT CHEWS face on all those pictures?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah yeah fam bring back 2014 sploo YAS FAMILY MEMBER, YES
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The weird DEEP Afrikans tend to do this. I remember in the holding cells/booking area of jail once there was a dude in a big cell with clear doors to keep a better eye on him, maybe a suicide watch cell, but he had smeared his shit all across the clear part so you couldnt see in.

    When they'd open the little slot to deliver his food tray hed reach his shaky arm out with a cup full of pissy shit and try to fling it at the guard. That part is sort of more common especially in prison.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 6011UM What about girls and beweb hugging? That has to be weird if one day both arent wearing braws and the nipples touch.

    Nah girls enjoy that part. It's part of the holistic female on female hugging experience. When the nipples match up it's like connecting a battery and extra female emotions arise between the two, which is why they love hugs much more than men, relatively speaking.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Raping at knifepoint is so much more passionate.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vinnie is a pedo

    Just like a dang mosquito

    He dies. Neato
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If we were all blind, and shaped the same, and had monotone robot voices, but still were the same races that we are all now and still had the same brains that we all have now, I wonder how things would change, if it all. Probably been discussed before as usual mq. Thanks 🐥🐤🌞🌝😅😤😪
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Nil We like free speech?

    Yes, but I also like restricted speech.

    Free speech is too easy in that it's like "we all like to eat food."

    Yes, but I also like to not eat food.

    We can all agree that we sometimes feel like eating food and we sometimes don't feel like eating food.

    ..
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat Candyrein, do you want to fuck? And i mena your legs up above your head while me looking same way as you and turned opposite from you while fucking you downwardswhile you are tickling my ass?

    Does she want to get violently ill and throw up all over the both of you, you mean?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Those arent sunny side up eggs. Cloudy side up.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And I believe the retarded holidays are Christmas and Easter, respectively.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm already pondering ideas for what I will be next year, THE BIG HALLOWEEN. oh yeah . 2020. Saturday night. Leap year. Full moon.

    I might just be a big fluffy happy cloud, real soft and plush and inviting so people come up to me and say awww that's cute can I pet you? And I saw sure!! Mr CLOUD LOVES BEING PETTED.

    But.

    But of course I am not in fact a nice friendly good cloud, no as soon as they touch me my cloud will turn grayish BLACK and start weeping and gnashing its teeth. Blood will start seeping out of it, pooling up on the floor beneath me.

    I'll have to figure out a way for the cloud to suck their hand into it when they first touch it, trapping it and locking it inside. Maybe I'll have a tube or box of fire ants or wasps that their hand is forced into..

    Lots of potential ideas, plenty of time to brainstorm.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hymen big trouble.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You never heard of a hand off? Many rats will publicly post another member's PI, hoping that another member will pick it up and go with it. These are called rat accessories.

    Sure, but this is not the case in this particular scenario. There is no intention of getting the man into more legal trouble. It can't happen.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time I was doing a scientific experiment and I accidentally ignited pure sulfur directly below my face and inhaled a lung full of it even before it was fully ignited. It locked both my lungs in a strong grip, so no air could go either in or out, and I quickly walked toward the exit to get better air, but even outside I couldn't breath at all, so I dropped down into a kneel. I was sure that was it, but then suddenly my lungs unlocked and the air whooshed in, and it took at least 8 or 9 minutes before I could even move again.

    Have you ever taken a nice big hit of burning tin foil?
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Californ I A
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you crave reinforcememts dont you.

    I certainly dont mind them.
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