The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-31 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #2521
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes you do, stupid. Those are cuck drugs

   
   Painkillers are never cuck drugs you mong
2. 2019-10-31 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #2522
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vitamin G I had a dream about someone breaking in and I yelled at them to make them stop, which they did.
   
   Apparently I screamed for real lol

   
   I did that a lot during early recovery
   
   It means you're drinking too much or not enough
3. 2019-10-31 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #2523
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano I did that a lot during early recovery
   
   It means you're drinking too much or not enough

   
   I drank last night but not enough to still be drunk at 5am.
   
   Weird tho I've never talked in my sleep. I think.
   
   I have a cousin who sleepwalks and one time he hugged a hot pot of beans on the stove and had to be treated for the burns.
4. 2019-10-31 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #2524
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Did you tell him he's giving La Raza a bad name being involved in accidents with beans like that
5. 2019-10-31 at 2:46 PM UTC

   #2525
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vitamin G I drank last night but not enough to still be drunk at 5am.
   
   Weird tho I've never talked in my sleep. I think.
   
   I have a cousin who sleepwalks and one time he hugged a hot pot of beans on the stove and had to be treated for the burns.

   
   It doesn't matter if you're drunk or not. You're much more likely to have dreams like that when you're NOT drunk actually, although it can still happen if you are.
6. 2019-10-31 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #2526
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   i just spent 2 hours doing the most retarded thing ever
7. 2019-10-31 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #2527
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i just spent 2 hours doing the most retarded thing ever

   
   HTS is not retarded.
8. 2019-10-31 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #2528
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i just spent 2 hours doing the most retarded thing ever

   
   Were you licking the sidewalk?
9. 2019-10-31 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #2529
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i just spent 2 hours doing the most retarded thing ever

   
   Well youre a retard so its not surprising
10. 2019-10-31 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #2530
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    your replies are spooky
    
    
11. 2019-10-31 at 6 PM UTC

    #2531
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    4 days of Crouton withdrawal has mostly ended so now i can enjoy 4 days of gabapentin withdrawal before script refill.
    
    im just bitching about this because this shit takes forever
12. 2019-10-31 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #2532
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I put juicebox in my leg/ass, they say it's supposed to hurt, I didn't feel anything. Waiting for the fear announced to kick in
13. 2019-10-31 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #2533
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol
14. 2019-10-31 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #2534
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm watching this dog take a shit and the piece of poop is slowly coming out and hes barking and every bark the poop comes out a little more. Haha
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    • Big League Jew
15. 2019-10-31 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #2535
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Haha

16. 2019-10-31 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #2536
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's the stupid fucking lady and her neverending barking dog.
17. 2019-10-31 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #2537
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm throw a bunch of salt in his face.
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    • Big League Jew
18. 2019-10-31 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #2538
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Im so sick of my life zibbies
19. 2019-10-31 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #2539
    

    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Rrr Im so sick of my life zibbies

    
    Kill yourself faggot
20. 2019-10-31 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #2540
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Trick or treat, smell my feet 👃🦶🦶, gimme something good to eat 🍫🍬🍭💩
    
    💀👻