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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. It would've been better if he handed you a fistful of E and said "start rolling." And made you sit in the back of the car for 12 hours straight in dead silence.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah this was a like 40 year old cop taunting a 17 year old kid. But out of the….idk….20 or so times ive had dealings with cops, most have them have been okay.

    Samesies for me. Never actually had any altercation in all my (probably about 20 as well) times dealing with the cops. The closest would be my last DUI probably, which I dont actually remember but I led the cops on a "medium speed chase" for a few minutes before finally pulling into some random driveway.

    The reports said that I was refusing everything and told them I wouldn't take a breathalyzer but I would go to the hospital to do a blood draw, and then when we got there I was mean to the nurse and wouldn't let her do it. So they just took me to jail and then I think I did a breathalyzer there in their official machine.

    The first time I ever got pulled over I was 16 and high and forgot to turn my headlights on. The cop had me come sit in his passenger seat because it was obvious I was high and I was scared and nervous and told him that I had weed in my car and begged him not to tell my parents . Thankfully he was a vet and knew my plight. Gave me a warning, said he better not run into me again, and let me keep my fuckin weed which is obviously the best part of the story.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Additionally, taking advantage of a 12 year old who might say yes to you just because shes 12 and horny and curious doesnt mean that she ABSOLUTELY wont regret it a few years down the line when she realizes how fucking creepy of a thing that was for you to do. It's not rape, in the physical sense, but it practically is in the psychological sense. You are the supposed "adult." It is your responsibility to know better.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat Btw, are you a cop?

    Yes.



    Originally posted by Wariat By the same token it also doesnt mena she for sure will regret it. Nothing in life is guwrwnteed friend. Look wt sama thw geimer vs those epstein girls. One liked it or didnt mind wnd the others want money.

    She may or may not regret letting some cringehouse Pollack twice her age put his sweaty pean in her holes so you better do it just to be safe. Right.

    That is the logic of a sound-minded and mature adult.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll hazard a guess that you weren't going to apply at the umbrella store.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Ím pretty drunk right now. Is this real life?

    Same. And sadly, yes. This is a person taking a shit on their computer screen and calling it abstract art.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Has anyone ever legitimately died from choking on a cock that they wanted to be and were sucking? I'd like to be the first.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) if im buying you any food product youre going to reciprocate like a good little girl and suck my cock.


    i will literally pay you to post a gif of yourself on your knees in a dark alley getting spitroasted by two homeless niggers at the same time youre giving a hand job to two other niggers (one in each hand) while a nigger midget is riding on your back like youre a deranged wetback spring-pony, smacking your ass cheeks with a riding crop screaming 'yeeee hawww.'

    I will extend the same offer to you. Anyone actually.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey ya gotta stand out from the crowd somehow. Since I'm so boring and basic the only way I can stand out is with egregious nipple/face/body chains.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would definitely get a chain that connects them and then also connects to one of my ears like madonna or whoever did.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am jealous because I too want to be dead. No more stress. No more responsibility. Lucky duck.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat No it hadd more o do with him breding so much while using tax payer money to fund his cult. Also moving onto my territory my neighborhood without getting permission from me. Thirdly truancy. Only does the fourth reason come up with one of his dsughters being somewhat hot, the eldest one who may have been 12 or so at the time. But an attracrion did not make any sort of sttempt made at her or anything.

    Your territory? Lol. You are such a fucking cuck. I would run all over your territory wearing a clown mask and selling free meth to everyone. "Hey come to MY territory it's just down the street."

    Then they'd all come to me to get my sweet treats and youd sit there dumbfounded making a faggot thread about what to do while meanwhile I exploit your previous customers and laugh heartedly in my DEN OF SIN.

    Come visit me, faggot. You cant. You're too much of a bitch.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You dont want to discuss shit though. You have your narrative and you wont even bend. That's not a discussion. Your goal is to get everyone to see things your way when you absolutely refuse to see things from the other side. Until you're able to do that, no discussion will be had. Just RABBLE.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good for you. I cant imagine would it would be like be being bullied but I'd imagine I'd leave to. Especially if I was awesome. Which I am. I'd guess the people bullying me would be retards that are mad that I'm better than them. I don't have time for that. If I could transfer away i would too.

    But. BUT. that also is self victimization. It's what Jill the Cuck did when she ran off to Florida when she got so scared by the bullies in NY.

    You also have to stand up for yourself. But this isnt necessarily the same. I dont know. I've never been bullied.

    I hope you're plotting some sick shit against them as in burning them all alive.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It would be my honor.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just triggered a bunch of them just now on fagbook. I said "Donald Trump is a silly goose" and they came out of the woodwork by the dozens, all huffing and puffing, Hillary this, Obama that. I had to tell them I just made the comment in jest, and that they need to calm down, but did they? Oh no. No sir. That made them angrier yet.

    Goofballs.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're officially making this site intolerable . I at least got some jollies from some fun thread and decent convos but you two have reduced it to nothing. I hate you. Yes if this is what you wanted then yes bask in it.

    Never in my life in my internet history have I seen two attention whores in the likes of you. You ruin everything. Jill the Sock doesnt hold a candle toward either of you. You've ruined everything.

    I am proud of you. You did it. You make the coming here experience suck ass. I just long for the days when i could log onto zoklet and read through pages of bad ideas threads.

    You got the attention you wanted all along. That's the way to do it just be as obnoxious and repetitive and retarded as possible and yee shall receive. Yall got it. Jill the faggot has 1000 threads about her. Japan has made 1000 threads and wariat too. You three are 3 peas in a pod.

    I hate you.

    :)

    You're all just so fucking BORING. ahaha. The three of you. Everyone else that still hangs around here is actually interesting. It's just you three that stand out with your rampant retardetry. And yes I know. Yes. Congrats.

    I hate you . Please please PLEASE INTO THE SUN, DRIFT.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS She looks pretty similar to me I guess. Like a better version of me in every regard. Ha.

    Also: do I get a say in any of this scientific study stuff?

    No. Shut your whore mouth.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dad's cream.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat Casper,

    I posted a response or retort and torn apart your replies in this thread but decided to erase them. Did you read them. I am sure the ones who did know I have a point. I even twlked wbout my esperiences in life with close calls or situations that showed me signs my hypothesis or the original hypothesis of this thread has some barring.

    Dude. It sucks for you that you're attracted to little girls but that doesnt change the fact that they're off limits. Just forget it. Ninety million threads here isnt gonna change anything. It does nothing but reiterate how sick your brain is, as if it isnt already abundantly clear. You're not going to change anyone's minds. Like Caspo said, its demonstratably unhealthy the level of infatuation you exhibit. Move on. Or drift into the sun. Thank you.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "girl"!
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