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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Itโ€™s my 3rd ๐Ÿ˜‹..but probably my last today because Iโ€™m gonna take a lil cat nap before work tonight

    You mean to tell me you dont get absolutely faced in the parking lot before you walk into work?

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Would someone here sponsor a poor little puppy like me? I'm wretched mind you.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Tfw i ruined my life

    Elementary-middle-highschool-college is literally a pipeline to develop social networks and i fucked that up by being a retarded degenerate and all that ive gotten from this is brain damage and regrets

    You are in a tube. Go forward with it.

    You once seemed like a psychopath but you just said the word 'regrets.'

    They don't have them . What do you love doing besides drugs? Focus your energy there.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 what party?

    the "ICE" party?

    No
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 you mean you have the reputation "just like asians" tiny with even smaller manhood!!

    He said fun and loving partiers in his post. PROJECTING MUCH ?!?!?!??!!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gross.

    Shit plantessi perma shouldn't exist
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cly Iโ€™m coloured, youโ€™re a nigger.

    She is a niggA. What the hell is wrong with you? You're worse than fona sometimes. When you're so random and inconsistent it makes everything you say a joke. Maybe that's what you're going for.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein You making me mess up

    Posting on niggas and curtaining at the same time has never worked out well for me.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm "I wouldn't harm or kill or wish ill will upon anyone"

    Lol. So dumb. U literally have severe homicidal thoughts that not many ppl could even fathom. Smh

    You dont know the difference between fantasy and reality?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptop-lolypop launched love lube, leaving the little lad's lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw........ (banned) fact:

    the actual origin of the term 'lol' was in 1994-ish in an AOL chat room when female-A) said something full-retard-tier stupid and male-B) responded with 'lol' with the intention of the meaning being 'lolling ones head the way a drooling retard would due to the idiocy of previous statement.'

    shortly thereafter male-B) discovered female-A) was marginally attractive and therefore stated his comment was 'lol' as an acronym for 'laugh out loud' in an effort not to annoy potential pussy.

    Nah. I know people who said lol back in the 80s, myself included. It was actually my first 'word' as a babby. It was my parents' first 'words' when I was born, too. "Lol, smh"
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I want you lose at Twister whenever you play

    Har. Well I've never lost a game of Twister in me loife, so there. XD
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If there was an ethnicity called 'people who dont nod or say hi or make eye contact when you're passing them one on one on the sidewalk or wherever' that would be my least favorite one.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Dilution does not equal elimination.

    Of course not. Hes just saying some tests are so basic and cheap that you can water down your piss enough to where the test will come back negative. Not generally any test that would ever be given for any criminal/legal reason, but maybe certain job testing or home kits that parents give their kids.

    Actro isnt asking how to eliminate all the THC from his body.

    This is also really funny that this thread is being made again when there are literally probably MILLIONS of threads like this on the internet.

    Up next: "how can I cure my hangover?"
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist

    Are you familiar with Jomboy's breakdowns or did you just happen to come across that one?
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think we can all agree that Mango Cart is the healthiest beer available for legal purchase, not only unharmful to your liver, kidneys, and other body parts, but actually HEALTHY and BENEFICIAL, even VITAL to their upkeep and well being.

    Thank you.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I always represent myself, as both the defendant and the prosecutor. So far I have 50% conviction rate on myself.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine how many times he was eating toddler pussy thinking to himself "this might be my last time" and just in case he ate it harder and more aggressive and ANGRIER than ever before, just in case.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Call the amber lampshades.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't learn it in school either.. It's still a fact.
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