I need to get really drunk and go to treatment , but I need an intervention. But I need to be drunk to agree with it. Otherwise I wont want to. But if I'm fucked up I'll be like "yeah yeah totally. Good idea. Yes. I will go to treatment right now. I love it!" And then I'll wake up like when you wake up in a jail cell after blackout DUI and collect yourself and ask why the fuck am I here how did I get here ?
It's perfect. Its thr only way I will ever get "help."
But I also dont care. Drinking brings me adventures. I sound dumb. Sorry. :(
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Glasses are cool they make you look smart even if you're not. I'm gonna start wearing them again. Or maybe just a monocle.
I'm gonna walk around and ask people questions and tell them hey I have a monocle so it's fine, and theyll say "uh, yeah, I can see you're wearing a monocle. You didnt have to tell me."
And I will say "oh, right, good point."
Then I'll put my monocle back on and proceed with the questions. "Hi what is your father's address. Hi how old are you. Hi do you like tool? Hi do you know where a guy like me can buy a new sweater around these parts? Hi do you have any toilet paper? Hi. Hi. Hi "
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Thatβs what Iβm talking about
Hell no lol I never go to work high Although I know I could perform my duties just fine Something tells me not to do it
Nah I'm just joshing with you, I think it's probably a good thing for nurses to not be really high when they're at work. It does seem a tad irresponsible when yiure dealing with the care and livelihood of other individuals in need.
We both work in the hospitality industry but thankfully I can be high as shit because all I have to do is make shrimp creoles and fry frog legs and honestly when I'm high i make food just that much better. I love making my plates look all fancy and organized, to let the person that's eating it know the cook made it with TLC. :)
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I'm on a roll at blackjack. Dont stop me. Fun fun fun. I met this guy with throat cancer who i know his name is Neil I love him. I buy him a drink every time I come here and he just stands behind me supporting me when inlay blackjack. Hes 70byears old . Hes not gay. Hes a good man.
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