Imagine the audio of large enclosed reinforced concrete basement room filled with 7 year old girls, all hogtied, while a man spends 24 hours selectively perusing them and abusing them. Meanwhile you hear all the things the girls are saying to each other .. "just hang in there Brittany!" They're all sobbing.
The guy would have a mic on his collar so you could hear his deep heavy breaths. Breath in breath out. Push in.. etc.
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Long term health is funny. Yes I say that and I'll probably be dead within 5 years but hey, I've abused the fuck out of my body pretty much non stop for the last 20 years and I made it this far , still alive and kicking, so whatever. There are too many old-timers in the bars I kick it in who've been drinking and smoking for 50 years straight to frighten me into giving a shit about my body.
Haha. I'm half kidding obviously I realize the importance of HEALTH. I just also know our bodies are resilient and generally pretty good at staying alive.
Thank you, body. I love you too. Aww me too. AWWWW!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก
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Sounds like a whiney entitled bitch. When I order dominos they're a mile away and just tip 3.00 every time because fuck you. Easiest fucking job in the world just driving around getting high . I shouldn't give em anything but WHATEVER.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Im down. Your Thanksgiving had Mario Kart? Damn gurl. Im jealous. It wouldve been a lot easier if there had been a bunch of people and a bunch of strangers at this one, but there were only ten of us.
I wouldve been so much more comfortable in a room full of strangers.
What the hell kind of Thanksgiving DOESNT have Mario Kart? Basement. Tournament. LET'S GO!!
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Eyeballs cant fall out of heads. They have that funny thing attached to the back of them. I wonder if there is a name for it.
I wore glasses when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. They somehow corrected my vision by that I mean they made my vision better once I took them off. I had one 20/20 eye (my left eye) and I had like a 50/20 on my right eye, then I wore the glasses, and now my right eye is 30/20.
That doesn't make sense that wearing glasses would fix your actual eye sight without glasses but it did it for me.
Also I used to pee my bed and my parents bought a thing that would make an alarm if I ever did it and I literally never peed my bed again, as in the alarm never went off once and it psychologically fixed me. Like the the glasses.
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I didn't buy anything today but I had to cave in spend $3.00 to do laundry. I wonder if any apartment complexes do black friday discounts on laundry, just for the day, for quirk purposes. Surely there's one.
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