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  1. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Nowadays college is a lifelong thing anyway. I first went to college aged 17, and dropped out. I went back aged 23 and graduated. I went back aged 32 and graduated again in a different field. Eventually I'll go back for a Master's, but no hurry.

    In hospital I had a trainee doctor who was an American lady in her 60s.

    Jesus how old are you
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    My handwriting is SO me!
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6011UM Jesus how old are you

    Christ hes like over 30 omgomgomg
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  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 6011UM Jesus how old are you

    Mentally 15.
  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Jesus how old are you

    35
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Yes. You know you want to.

    No not really. I've never wanted an older cat honestly. I know that they are awesome and lovey usually and all that, and that they need love too, and that most people dont want an older cat because they wont live as long and all the other reasons. I dont know.

    I want the cat to choose me. This one is an hour away from me and I will go meet him soon to see if he likes me but I don't want to force it. I don't actually really care if I get a new kitty bitty anytime soon but it's just something that I keep in the back of my mind.

    I live alone so my main concern is for kitty cat to get lonely or bored when I'm not here. And I don't really think I want to get 2 cats.

    Maybe I'll just get a fish. One fish. Haha
  7. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE Mentally 15.

    This. I thought he was late 20s at best. I can't imagine being mid 30s but getting bullied at work and seeing prostitutes to relax. How fucking sad.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ No not really. I've never wanted an older cat honestly. I know that they are awesome and lovey usually and all that, and that they need love too, and that most people dont want an older cat because they wont live as long and all the other reasons. I dont know.

    I want the cat to choose me. This one is an hour away from me and I will go meet him soon to see if he likes me but I don't want to force it. I don't actually really care if I get a new kitty bitty anytime soon but it's just something that I keep in the back of my mind.

    I live alone so my main concern is for kitty cat to get lonely or bored when I'm not here. And I don't really think I want to get 2 cats.

    Maybe I'll just get a fish. One fish. Haha

    get a duck n train it 2 do duck stuff 4 u
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 6011UM This. I thought he was late 20s at best. I can't imagine being mid 30s but getting bullied at work and seeing prostitutes to relax. How fucking sad.

    have you ever worked in a corporate environment? there are a LOT of people like that
  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ No not really. I've never wanted an older cat honestly. I know that they are awesome and lovey usually and all that, and that they need love too, and that most people dont want an older cat because they wont live as long and all the other reasons. I dont know.

    I want the cat to choose me. This one is an hour away from me and I will go meet him soon to see if he likes me but I don't want to force it. I don't actually really care if I get a new kitty bitty anytime soon but it's just something that I keep in the back of my mind.

    I live alone so my main concern is for kitty cat to get lonely or bored when I'm not here. And I don't really think I want to get 2 cats.

    It's a cat. They replicate themselves with great abandon. So just get yourself a brand new kitten. Don't bother driving just to pick up some geriatric clapped out yoke. And don't sweat it. If the kitten doesn't work out, just get another one. Cats are free for a reason.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM This. I thought he was late 20s at best. I can't imagine being mid 30s but getting bullied at work and seeing prostitutes to relax. How fucking sad.

    don't you live with your promiscuous mexican mother?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chootie died 2-22-2018. Weird it's been almost 2 years.

    There was a Calico I met today that was like the opposite of Chootie's colors. She had a runny nose but she was really nice to me. I think I want another Calico if I get one. But this one was only like 9 months old; I think I want one that's like 2 or 3, so it's cool and independent and doesnt need constant stimulation and I can know it's ok and it wont be sad when I leave for work.

    It has to have a cute face too so when I burn its paws and jab knives into its asshole I can see the facial transformation from cute to horrified and miserable. Tee hee!
  13. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra have you ever worked in a corporate environment? there are a LOT of people like that

    Only if you're a weak and ublikeable bitch to be rolled on. Nothing about the corporate 'environment' that makes it different from everyday people. I've worked with contractors and i promise you they're worse.
  14. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo don't you live with your promiscuous mexican mother?

    You're projecting.
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Only if you're a weak and ublikeable bitch to be rolled on. Nothing about the corporate 'environment' that makes it different from everyday people. I've worked with contractors and i promise you they're worse.

    You have no fucking idea what is going on with me, so just quit.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra have you ever worked in a corporate environment? there are a LOT of people like that

    We are the true lost generation.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Soi boy is good shit. Clam down.
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  18. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You have no fucking idea what is going on with me, so just quit.

    Sounds like you're getting bullied again ey? Must suck, being bullied IRL and online
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Sounds like you're getting bullied again ey? Must suck, being bullied IRL and online

    I kicked up enough of a fuss to get transferred to a nicer division. Next week is my last week.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice

    Someone explain this to me. I've been trying to figure it out but I cant. Hopefully i didn't already ask this when i was blackout drunk.

    I just dont get it. Who's turn is it? What is.. I'm embarrassed not to know. Help me.
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