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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Timeless classic.

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why is peeing in public shameful to begin with? I've pissed outside THOUSANDS of times. WooaaahHhh!!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Snorted a line of solstice when I'm already really drunk. It's not bad persay just sort of a waste. Sort of. :)
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Maybe he didn't push properly. Did he say your prostate was just tender. a prostititus? have him push some more and then have other doctors push some more on it and then ask some people at your local bar to press on it

    It was a she and it was her entire fist. She literally pulled my prostate out of my body, inspected it, passed it around to some other doctors and nurses and even let some of the kids in the waiting room toss it around for a minute before putting it back inside me and assuring me i was "right as rain."
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Even if I had a kid i had little to do with i would still get very upset if i knew they were being abused or being taken advantage of. It's the perfect excuse to rage on someone physically.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Every day 8 billion people just PISS. over and over.

    Thanks.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He had a belly full of french onion soup and he spoke fluent mandarin.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Stop feeding it

    It is such a good eater though.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I post in here from time to time

    Don’t flatter yourself wannabe suicide bomber

    You only post in here if you're following someone around. Dont flatter YOURSELF.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo is this real or a krolo thread?

    Fake gay dildo
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Makes it creamier. If you really want to go to town, drop in a slice of real butter into the hot macaroni and mix it in.

    The things you're saying are literally on the back of the box under the directions.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE I love beating off gays in central park

    Huehuehue
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Casper used to joke that he had so much dope ground up into his carpet that a square of it would cause an overdose. Your lamp won't get me high.

    Didn't you know Falco's lamps are made out of pure cocaine?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I get no sex at all and I've never pissed my bed.

    ...he said while looking down at his werewolf-like palms.

    :)
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Look if being a sex offender is no big deal then why you making a big deal out of it. These people should be PROUD. they should sew a scarlet letter on themselves and boast. HEY IM A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER BUT ITS NOT BIG DEAL. IM BETTER NOW.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have the right to know if a sex offender is using the same dating app as me. Doeant mean I have to stop using it, or that they have to, it just means I'm aware that they're there and if i have a personal problem with that then i can make my own decision whether or not i wish to continue using the platform.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryIVer You wasted your ONE thread of the day making another CandyRein thread. This is why everyone was happy when you got banned.

    Nah I'm his surrogate thread maker, if he wants new ones I will make them for him, provided I like the title and opening post.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. Sounds weak. Just jack off. If you really need puasy and cant get it you should kys. Even I can get pussy if I want it, which I dont.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to be like 2 or 3 years old when just jumping from one spot to another seems exciting and playing hide and seek is like the biggest deal in the world.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. One time my dad threw a steel chair at me after he caught me me masturbating in his office but the chair missed me and we both laughed.
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