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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Anagram that word

    Ginger.

    Drift into the sun either today or tomorrow thanks :)
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if you had a burner phone on you at all times set to speed dial 911, and when you get pulled over, when you first notice the chair rees, you call 911 and start screaming about kids being shot and dead bodies and whatever down at the mall or the daycare or school or whatever is applicable for the date and current time of day, and so obviously the point would be for the dispatcher to call all active units and deploy them to the much more important thing, and they leave you. Is that practical? :)
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I thought the CIA were the good guys, who you believed uncritically?

    Would you please stop thanking wariat's posts? Jesus Christ.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny try target something higher than slampigs.

    Is that your contribution?

    Convincing a girl to have sex with you is the peak of an endorphinal high you could experience?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Free my mom does it
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I know someone who did that very thing, from a burner phone, because they saw police on their way to a break in they had just committed, the caller said they were being home invaded and tortured and the 911 operator said they tracked the call to the precise road they were on and basically called bullshit and they figured it out and the pigs double backed and arrested them and they got more charges out of it. True story it happened to my old boss one day when we were trying to figure out why he didn't show up to work

    Fake and gay
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I used to have a Radio Shack 200-channel programmable scanner that you could set to auto-scan the local frequencies and lock into and register open channels in a list, so I could go back later and tune in to them to see what they were and who was using them. I'd get corrections department channels, private security channels, city channels, post office channels, delivery channels, you name it. Was very easy to discover the local police channels and find out where they were at all times, as they'd always keep updating their locations. Very nice device, and you can even buy them to this day.

    My uncle had a police scanner when I was a kid and I absolutely adored it.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 I'M TIRED OF STUPID PEOPLE!!
    I'M TIRED OF THE DEMOCRATS!!

    Republicans are even the most more stupider.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Too late for the drug joke dang
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I told the guy last time, I have really bad anxiety can I please can get on something for that and he said yeah let's try cymbalta.

    I hate him I hate everything.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alex trebek just read a clue in Borat voice Khazakstan and it timed up with the first break and he said 'we take break now'also in Borat voice. :)
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Scenario: you have a big backpack full of kibbles and bits. You randomly encounter 50 poor little starving puppy puppies and 1 starving toddler. You naturally ignore the toddler and feed the puppies but there is only enough kibbles for 49 puppies to be fed so you're left with one starving puppy and 1 starving kid.

    What do you say to the kid before killing him and letting the last puppy eat him?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung I would most certainly fuck a nigger.

    My dad died 13 years ago today. Show a little respect.

    At least fuck 2 niggers.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Saltwater is more buoyant than fresh water. I rose to the top right away, and the currents pushed me to shore.

    You were also wearing a full wetsuit, flippers, goggles, and scuba diving gear.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He loved trains more than life itself, so he drove down to the tracks and when a train came by he put a gun to his head and blew his brains out.

    I think that was this dude, name is slipping my mind.

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Does he pull the head off or something?

    It's just a still clip from the video. I believe he puts the babby in a paper bag and staples it shut then leaves.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Take her to the Olive Garden and to a movie afterwards.

    then steal her credit card to pay for the entire meal

    How sad of a grandma you must have that youd have to steal her card. Wtf ? In NORMAL worlds we take our grandmas out and they insist on paying and then you just let them.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    www.whereintheworldisironjohn.jedi
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World It was just a stupid TOTSE thing to say. I wouldn't do that to MY GRANDMA.

    Welcome to TOTSE
    Now called NIS

    Man if I knew totse was about taking advantage of grandmas I would've joined so much sooner.
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