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Getting out of getting pulled over

  1. 2019-12-08 at 8:30 PM UTC
    #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if you had a burner phone on you at all times set to speed dial 911, and when you get pulled over, when you first notice the chair rees, you call 911 and start screaming about kids being shot and dead bodies and whatever down at the mall or the daycare or school or whatever is applicable for the date and current time of day, and so obviously the point would be for the dispatcher to call all active units and deploy them to the much more important thing, and they leave you. Is that practical? :)
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  2. 2019-12-08 at 8:31 PM UTC
    #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    no, it is not practical. Whatsoever. Please don't try this.
  3. 2019-12-08 at 8:34 PM UTC
    #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I just "drop" a hundred dollar bill on the ground.
  4. 2019-12-08 at 8:35 PM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo no, it is not practical. Whatsoever. Please don't try this.

    Well how would one make it work then? That what was just a rough draft initial thought.
  5. 2019-12-08 at 8:38 PM UTC
    #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You could also hang a few hand grenades around your neck, holding a string tied to the pull pins.
  6. 2019-12-08 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Show him your titties.
  7. 2019-12-08 at 8:43 PM UTC
    #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Well how would one make it work then? That what was just a rough draft initial thought.

    turn your lights off and back over the cop as soon as they get out and hope they don't have a dashboard cam
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  8. 2019-12-08 at 8:51 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah when the shipment comes through the bario you gotta have someone ready to fire a few shots to get the officer out of there
  9. 2019-12-08 at 8:52 PM UTC
    #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Carry a pet skunk in the car.
  10. 2019-12-12 at 11:41 PM UTC
    #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've talked my way out of it all the times except that one time I was clearly shit faced
  11. 2019-12-12 at 11:50 PM UTC
    #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I got out of it once when "all cops" were called to an emergency. I believe in the plan.
  12. 2019-12-12 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #12
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    They'd figure it was you that prank called them in the end then track you back down from your license plate.


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  13. 2019-12-13 at 12:08 AM UTC
    #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hand them a box of chocolate donuts.
  14. 2019-12-13 at 12:11 AM UTC
    #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hand them a box of chocolate donuts.

    you don't even drive
  15. 2019-12-13 at 12:12 AM UTC
    #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo you don't even drive

    I didn't tell myself to give them donuts.
  16. 2019-12-13 at 12:15 AM UTC
    #16
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Getting out of getting pulled over usually begins with:

    ummm, hey occifer, was i doing sumpting i wasnt sposed to?
  17. 2019-12-13 at 12:16 AM UTC
    #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've talked my way out of it all the times except that one time I was clearly shit faced

    D'awwww did you look up threads of mine? This definitely wasnt on the front page.



    Originally posted by Narc They'd figure it was you that prank called them in the end then track you back down from your license plate.


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    No they wouldn't. That's why I said burner phone. Whatever. The scenario is where I have a bunch of heroin in my trunk so it's gone by then. They can come back with mu license plate give me the initial turning without a a signal charge if they want
  18. 2019-12-13 at 12:20 AM UTC
    #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I know someone who did that very thing
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  19. 2019-12-13 at 12:21 AM UTC
    #19
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I know someone who did that very thing, from a burner phone, because they saw police on their way to a break in they had just committed, the caller said they were being home invaded and tortured and the 911 operator said they tracked the call to the precise road they were on and basically called bullshit and they figured it out and the pigs double backed and arrested them and they got more charges out of it. True story it happened to my old boss one day when we were trying to figure out why he didn't show up to work

    Did you get your paycheck that week?
  20. 2019-12-13 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I know someone who did that very thing, from a burner phone, because they saw police on their way to a break in they had just committed, the caller said they were being home invaded and tortured and the 911 operator said they tracked the call to the precise road they were on and basically called bullshit and they figured it out and the pigs double backed and arrested them and they got more charges out of it. True story it happened to my old boss one day when we were trying to figure out why he didn't show up to work

    Fake and gay
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