Originally posted by tee hee hee
Right right…but in 2019 apparently we are not there yet so in the meantime if not a tattooed nipple then what?
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
why do you have a giant lulzy king painting and how much do you want for it
FOR TEH LULZ
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2019-12-18 at 3:22 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
I take special interest in any post referencing Highlights magazine.
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2019-12-18 at 3:18 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by DontTellEm
What are u laughing at sour patch clown?
I like brain teaser type games & eye spy type of stuff. I use to get these "Highlights" magazines every month when I was a kid & I would get so excited when they came !
That Goofus and Gallant tho.
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Matthieu's house nigger is actually just a well-to-do black woman who owns and lives in her own house.
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2019-12-18 at 3:32 PM UTC
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Word of the day is
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Terrible movie.
Boondoggle Saints
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2019-12-18 at 1:43 AM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Originally posted by Fuck Your World
Imagine a threesom with Dara O'Brian, The Security Guard that Family Guy was said to be of and Jeff Hunter from TOTSE
ohhhh they look like triplets
Imagine a threesome with Oprah, Lou Gehrig, and Steve Erwin's corpse with the stingray's stinger still lodged in him.
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2019-12-18 at 5:24 AM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Fat black MALES = almost always funny
Fat black FEMALES =
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ATTN: HTS
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Sorry, let me rephrase that:
It's the COWBOY way of drinking whiskey
Good for the Cowboys. I'm not one. I am basic. I drink Mango Carts and Big Wave and LSD. I order beam cokes and drink them from a glass or plastic. I drink my jag bombs out of a coffee cup. I order vodka cranberries when I crash wedding receptions. I like screwdrivers. I'll chug Budweiser behind the dumpster and throw up from drinking 3 beers in 3 minutes. I'll go to a fancy bar and order shots of fuckin Root Beer Icehole. I'll eat the last slice of pizza that I didnt even chip in to pay for.
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Video for aldra and his cat
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i seriously dont understand why grown up men want cats for pet.
like, whats the appeal ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadswhodidnotwantpets/
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Originally posted by aldra
Juiceb0x offered to give me his facebook login a long time ago so that I could continue to research sources after mine got banned.
I should've taken him up on it so that I could log in now and digitally haunt his friends and family
Originally posted by ORACLE
Being John Milkovich
This is the first time ever in my internet life that I thanked two posts at the same time. Both my thumbs simultaneous click. On my phone of course.
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Fat people are gross
Originally posted by Erekshun
I am skinny, why lie about it? Dave speak. LOL
Why tell the truth about it ? Pics or gake and fay.
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You can actually tell the gender of a cat by ruffling a cheeto through its tail.
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Most of my poop is tan, for what its worth. When my bananas get tan, I know they're bad. Most of the car accidents around here involve at least one tan colored vehicle. I used to work at a tanning salon so I know what I'm talking about.
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There are plenty of niggers here, ironically she isnt one of them.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I canโt blame him.. but damn Lanny chill
You chill. How bow dah?
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2019-12-16 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Tell Me Your Most Brutal Story
Originally posted by Poast
When I was 17, I was in a 90mph truck rollover down the highway with two other guys. We rolled through the center medium and into the upcoming lane. When we stopped, the cab ripped off the chassis with the driver and I inside, but not before tossing the passenger, the pinning him under the cab. When I crawled out of the wreckage, the first car that would have hit the cab had it not stopped was a semi truck. The driver locked his wrist into the steering wheel as we were fishtailing, and shattered it. He also fractured vertebrae in his neck, and ended up with tons of face scars. Passenger shattered an arm as well, had brain swelling, broken ribs and a collapsed lung. He was bleeding out of his ears as we pulled him out from under the cab. He was suffocating under the weight. I walked away with a few stitches in my back and staples in my head. It was the drivers 18th birthday so we was legally responsible for endangering us, both minors, plus drunk driving, reckless driving, they threw the book at him. He spent the better part of a year on his couch letting his neck heal, then they hauled him off to jail for the better part of another year, suspended his license for 5 years. Probably the worst 18th birthday story Iโve ever been involved in.
That's unfortunate. I've probably killed a bunch of people from all my hazy drunken hit and runs I cant remember. Glad you made it out alive.
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I would've beat the shit out of you if you was in my cell block.
I am so fucking sick of seeing your faggot videos every day here. It's no wonder you post them all now that you're on the outs. You're a fucking embarrassment to the prison community. Fight me irl faggot nigger bitch.
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Originally posted by Wariat
I still do not get why this blond chick is at all these fucking events and almost never gets a drink:
She goes to the warsaw socials, the professionals in warsaw and now this faggot group with a bunch of old foreign men who are lawyers and expats and hsit. Why?
Cry in your cell faggot. Go read another louis l'amour western and fantasize about being the bad guy ya fucking weak ass bitch.
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I say it right there at 00:00.
You are a faggot. Its unreal you survived in prison.
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