2023-08-17 at 3:50 PM UTC
I've been in bed all morning save for taking a piss and making a sandwich. It's a good day for laying in bed all day. I'm gonna do more of it now. Thanks
Speaking of police, I was trying to think up a way of getting them to do something to me to where I could file lawsuit and make millions.
My only idea so far is to climb into my friend's apartment through her balcony, which I would have permission to do, and she would be arriving home and "not know" it was me, having just turned into the parking lot to see 'someone' opening her deck door and going in.
Then she calls the cops and tells them someone broke into her apartment it's a burglar or a mad man! And then then the cops show up, and I'm just in there chilling like any other day, but I'll be in the bathroom taking a dumpling, and the cops will burst in thinking I'm a rapist or whatever, and they'll startle me and I'll act scared because I think that THEY are robbers or rapists just busting down my door, and hopefully i can get them to beat me or tase me or maybe even shoot me.
But ultimately I will have just been her friend the entire time and it was a mix-up on her part as if she had known it was me she wouldn't have called the police.
That's just the framework of one idea I have. Obviously it would need some kinks to be worked out but I think it might work.
Ultimately I just need to get illegally arrested for doing nothing wrong. If I get tased and arrested for taking a shit when it turns out I was just a friend doing nothing wrong, it could work. But maybe they'd have a plausible reason for hurting and arresting me under the assumption I broke in and was a big bad raper man.
and yes, i know its as retarded as it sounds THANK YOU
2023-08-17 at 6:09 PM UTC
The moral of my story is that its odd that people so often say the police are out there risking their lives for us every day, but nobody is saying wow the garbage-men and roofers and loggers and delivery drivers are out there risking their lives for us every day what HEROS and what an honorable profession to be a GARBAGE MAN risking their lives just so that we don't have to deal with our own stupid garbage.
Garbage men are the real heroes is my point.
There was some vietnam veteran that was talking about how its stupid to just automatically tell a any veteran you see 'thank you for your service' like you don't fucking know what they even did maybe they didn't do anything commendable at all, just putting on the uniform doesn't mean jack shit.
Same should go for cops. Yes, they absolutely can both be very honorable jobs with honorable men and women, heroes in fact, that do in fact put their life on the line during the course of their career or their duty or their tour or whatever. Its just not an automatic thing (or shouldn't be in my opinion).
There's no reason when a person becomes a police officer that everyone should say WOW what an honorable and heroic profession that young man is getting into. You can tell he's a good person who has a good heart and wants to make a difference in their community. People are like that though. Blind respect I guess you could call it. I don't have that. You are just another person to me until demonstrated otherwise.
That's across the board too. Mailman, garbage man, piano player, teacher, nurse... none of them are automatically heroes and good people by default just because of their profession. Most of them may very well be good people, but its because of who they are, not what they do. Nurses steal pills and abuse patients, teachers inappropriately touch children etc etc.
2023-08-17 at 6:18 PM UTC
Cops are out there scoffing free doughnuts and coffee from the 7/11
2023-08-17 at 9:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Obbe
Sounds like those cops didn't know how good they had it.
Especially compared to paramedics (the ones actually saving lives lol) who make on average less than 40k a year and have almost just as high of a death rate per 100,000 according to my googlings.
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2023-08-17 at 9:29 PM UTC
They should have just taken the pay and shot someone every few months to get on paid vacation indefinitely.
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2023-08-18 at 1:10 PM UTC
give him a break.
english isnt his native language.
