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Thanked Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is how Walt's final phone call to Skyler should've went, and it should've lasted the entire episode.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Are u dumb? Shock collar? literal Years.

    Hey now. These things happen. I just recently learned that in the Popeye's commercial she sings "love that chicken from Popeye's."

    I always just thought she was saying gibberish like "blau bow bip-ado Popeyes."
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Tyrant Nigger nirvana

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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT well I got the tractor hooked to the trailer and got it to start moving but it said No after ten feet so now I'm going to hook the dodge to the tractor and get things moving again, and it started snowing so its gonna get wild soon

    This entire post is homosexual innuendo, right?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fishing off the coast of Deception Island, Antarctica
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok this was literally on my Facebook feed just now lolzapoo
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's all gather up and dress as different covid variances, running along the streets and beating the shit out of anyone and everyone that stands in our way.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes.

    Here have more hearts

    Cheatcode: chootiebutt

    Endless hearts

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️...
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also I just found §m£ÂgØL livestreaming on reddit. Or maybe that's Falco 😉❤️

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Googling a word I saw in a Jeopardy clue just now and realizing it's not a real word and Jeopardy just fucked up. I'm filing a lawsuit
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the scene I had my mind, but I replaced with men. Old, crusty men. Maybe Trump and Biden. That's what I'm visualizing right now. Trump and Biden laying in a blocked off times square with thousands of onlookers, each stark naked laying on their backs with their assholes pushed up into the air, and a crane lowering down a YUIGE McDonalds M into their respective holes, repeatedly, in and out, with their moans broadcast across the globe, until they die from internal bleeding.

    Thank you.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Tyrant and is grown in something exactly like a real cow

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Me drinking Ovaltine from a straw while Lanny bounces on my pean so hard it tickles his chest cavity and we both die of laughter.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai Interbreeding between the two remaining cohorts should be strictly forbidden and punishable by death. By god we will have chattel and masters, or we will have nothing.

    In unrelated news, I converted to judaism recently.

    Maybe just a little interbreeding though? Just a little bit? awww c'mon dad pleeeeeease. I'll do all my chores and never be bad again
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It is rare (other than every wariat post) that I wish for a "It would alright if the author of this post died in a fire" button.

    That's good discipline on your part. I would abuse such a button for no other reason than that I do in fact want to see everyone die in a fire. It's nothing personal it's just a fetishy thing of mine.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Sweating for no reason and lightheaded

    Congratulations you're about to have your first mini heart attack.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I'm gonna spend it meditating in a grove too. A grove full of four-leaf Grovers. All the softest cutest animals will gravitate toward me and we will combine our energies and drift into the nights sky never to be seen again
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Zoomers like to use "technically" and "literally" a lot..usually inappropriately…some Millenials too.

    Some MOON PERSONs but ALL Zoomers? Or some MOON PERSONs and some Zoomers?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    two grown men going ass to ass with the ends of the McDonald's arch
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