Originally posted by frala
Yes I’m aware the abv is lower but I will be tipsy after two, drunk after three. They have the same effect on me as liquor.
To each their own.
What is the math for me to get DRUNK off of 3 white claws? What do I have to do to my body and diet ?
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How much does that bottle of Jag cost in Canadia? Like 50 bucks?
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Originally posted by frala
I thanked the post for videos posted and dramatic flair bc let’s be honest, the majority of posters here are suicidal and I appreciate a different type of histrionic behavior on occasion.
Lanny is stuck with me.
Jodi Arias vibes
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2021-12-18 at 4:39 PM UTC
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Mel Gibson is a Legend.
This is how Walt's final phone call to Skyler should've went, and it should've lasted the entire episode.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Are u dumb? Shock collar? literal Years.
Hey now. These things happen. I just recently learned that in the Popeye's commercial she sings "love that chicken from Popeye's."
I always just thought she was saying gibberish like "blau bow bip-ado Popeyes."
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Originally posted by Tyrant
Nigger nirvana
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Originally posted by POLECAT
well I got the tractor hooked to the trailer and got it to start moving but it said No after ten feet so now I'm going to hook the dodge to the tractor and get things moving again, and it started snowing so its gonna get wild soon
This entire post is homosexual innuendo, right?
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Fishing off the coast of Deception Island, Antarctica
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Ok this was literally on my Facebook feed just now lolzapoo
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Let's all gather up and dress as different covid variances, running along the streets and beating the shit out of anyone and everyone that stands in our way.
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Yes.
Here have more hearts
Cheatcode: chootiebutt
Endless hearts
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Also I just found §m£ÂgØL livestreaming on reddit. Or maybe that's Falco 😉❤️
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Googling a word I saw in a Jeopardy clue just now and realizing it's not a real word and Jeopardy just fucked up. I'm filing a lawsuit
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2021-12-16 at 5:28 PM UTC
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This forum used to be PEOO
That's the scene I had my mind, but I replaced with men. Old, crusty men. Maybe Trump and Biden. That's what I'm visualizing right now. Trump and Biden laying in a blocked off times square with thousands of onlookers, each stark naked laying on their backs with their assholes pushed up into the air, and a crane lowering down a YUIGE McDonalds M into their respective holes, repeatedly, in and out, with their moans broadcast across the globe, until they die from internal bleeding.
Thank you.
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Originally posted by Tyrant
and is grown in something exactly like a real cow
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Me drinking Ovaltine from a straw while Lanny bounces on my pean so hard it tickles his chest cavity and we both die of laughter.
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Originally posted by Meikai
Interbreeding between the two remaining cohorts should be strictly forbidden and punishable by death. By god we will have chattel and masters, or we will have nothing.
In unrelated news, I converted to judaism recently.
Maybe just a
little interbreeding though? Just a
little bit? awww c'mon dad pleeeeeease. I'll do all my chores and never be bad again
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2021-12-16 at 8:49 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
It is rare (other than every wariat post) that I wish for a "It would alright if the author of this post died in a fire" button.
That's good discipline on your part. I would abuse such a button for no other reason than that I do in fact want to see everyone die in a fire. It's nothing personal it's just a fetishy thing of mine.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Sweating for no reason and lightheaded
Congratulations you're about to have your first mini heart attack.
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