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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not that I've ever noticed. I don't know if Fargo is big enough to have shantytowns. Isn't it too cold to do that shit up here in the winters? I rarely see a VAGRANT around here unless I'm downtown and then still it's rare but I wish we had bums and shantytowns everywhere so I could make my own version of Bum Fights videos and get Bling Blings to pull out their own teeth for a tiny little rock.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson True…the Universe being 15.8 Billion years old is what THEY want you to believe…it's actually 100 trillion billion zillion years old…or maybe 6500 if you believe the bible.

    AAAAAAAAAKSUHUALLY TIME IS JUST A CONSTRUCT AND WE ARE ALL THINGS AT ALL TIMES MAAN
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only right answer to this is to just do home invasions of rich elderly people and try and get a shit ton of money. Banks and shit have weird security stuff these days so it would make more sense to me to just do some research and find some old dude who's rich and you just go to his place and hold him at gunpoint and make him withdraw his life savings somehow. It can be worked out.

    Wanting to just kill a bunch of other people before you kill yourself is stupid as fuck and accomplishes nothing. Just fucking get a huge payday, if you get caught you suicide like planned anyway and if not you just fly to fucking Costa Rica or wherever the kids go these days and do all the drugs and sexes under the sun until you get caught and then again just kill yourself like you originally planned.

    It's kinda weird as appealing as dying is sometimes if I really wanted to I know I would absolutely take all the risks beforehand since you've got nothing to lose.

    I'm also surprised that someone hasn't just somehow said fuck it and launches all their nuclear weapons at this point. There are at least a few million suicidal people and homicidal maniacs every day just floating around. How the fuck is 9/11 and the Holocaust like the biggest deals ? It should be so much worse.

    I don't get us earthlings. Nobody gives a fuck about you killing 2 other students at your stupid little schools before you kill yourself. At least make a real statement.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung u dont need to attempt to sell urself, cuz no one is interested. 👍💖

    How are you this morning, Matt? Let's make today a good day, ok? Despite our mental illnesses, let's try. We'll spread some positive vybez even if we have to force ourselves. We'll both feel better about it when all is said and done. Just hop on this e-magic carpet with me and let me show you the world. We could even make a bet to see who can go the longest without being negative or mean to anyone else here. Ready?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I wish I would've thought of that. It's not even him reading them its just a text to speech bot.

    If you want something similar there's an app called joey that can do the same thing just reads the threads out loud with a bot you can control the speed and pitch and all that.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thankQ
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I genuinely want to see you guys do well. Maybe im weird like that but i cant imagine wishing ill on anyone, esp anyone whos been through as much as we have. I think thats why Fubis death hit me so hard. Anytime id see him on FB, he looked so happy and was doing so well and had a kid on the way. Seeing him made me proud, and made me believe just a little bit that things could get better for people like us.

    I wonder if that's a subconscious thing for you or some of us- this notion that if we do get our shit together, that something horrible will happen anyway, so why bother setting ourselves up for disappointment or failure yet again?

    I guess that doesn't really make sense but I know what I mean. There's the folks who are all about planning for their future and and setting goals and making lists and looking ahead and there's the folks who live more day to day SEAT OF THE PANTS as if there's no tomorrow. Neither one is wrong I suppose but I'm sure there are some coal miners out there that worked 80 hour weeks for half their life then just died in a coal accident whatever that means and...that's it. They worked and did all this shit to set themselves up and then just dead.

    I wonder how many 20, 30, 40 year olds who died, if they could come back to life, would choose to just go back to how they were laboring away every day or if they'd have a different appreciation about the shortness of life and do more carpe diem shit.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley i got a coupon for a 1$ sammich, 1$ drink.

    I figured I would eat it, but i ended up opening the packaging and saw this guy pulling cigarettes out of the little cigarette ash tray urn, so i gave him the sammich and mountain dew (What I thought i wanted)

    Yeah it's two dollars wasted, but the guy looked joyful as fuck when i gave him an unsmoked newport, some gross ass sammich and a mountain dew i drank like a third of.

    That reminds me of this time I went out back at work to smoke and this meth-lady had poured out our ashtray and was digging through them in the ground and I yelled at her and called her a witch and told her to get away.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A nigga's just being honest…I would never eat such filth, my body wouldn't allow it…it would be wasted time and effort.

    No, you're going to have to come up with something more fitting for this white devil to devour.

    …quality not quantity as me old mum used to say.

    Oh just hashtag yolo for once. It's one meal and if you don't like it after a bite you can throw it out or freeze it and send it to me.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    REMINDER THAT LANYARD DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE LIVE WEIGH-IN VS Bill Krozby
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But not before remarking, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    "Is this a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?"
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are there any incidences of an astronaut killing themself in outer space? That feels like it needs to happen.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Says the head whackadoodle.

    In all seriousness, do you genuinely think that "the left" is the "solution?"

    I'm kinda curious as to what issues are the most important to you. Ever since Trump and then covid, I've never really noticed what you actually want to believe to make things better. It's just been you bashing Trump and promoting the vaccine.

    Aside from the fact that he isn't the orange bad man, do you approve of Biden? Do you think he will solve our problems, whatever those may be?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ll just drop this right here

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-03/kremlin-insider-klyushin-is-said-to-have-2016-hack-details

    Would be crazy if true. We shall see what comes out. I don’t believe anything until I see it happen anymore.

    Have a nice night😁

    Thank you for not copying and pasting the entire article here.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if there's any die-hard Casey's convenience store fans out there that have a full back tattoo of their logo.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This whole life thing will be over before we know it anyway. Of course a lot of those experiences suck but what can you do about it now right ? What a stupid thing for me to say lol.

    At least you're still alive and kicking. Didn't turn your bad experiences into killing and raping other people (I guess, I don't know for sure). Do you beat up your partners? Hopefully not that's pretty lame save for those rare exceptions but I've personally never had a girl who I needed to STRIKE.

    You're just 30 right? You'll be aight.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I saw a girl in the liquor store with an armful of shooters one day and asked her the same thing and she said it was the only way for her to control her usage. Sad.

    Lol I mean that kind of? Makes sense. Maybe somehow. Idk. At least theyre trying or something. Still seems retarded. I've seen black dudes literally buy the whole fishbowls of airplane shots.

    The PROS do that ONCE, and save the bottles and caps so you can then purchase the bulk amounts later and just pour them into the empty airplane bottles as needed to sneak into your functions and daily routines where a big bottle of booze would otherwise be noticed and frowned upon.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would rewrite the script and let all the kitties be in the movie.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    RIP mark311xtc
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Try not to think about it

    That's what i do and it doesn't really work but yeah

    Best advice ever.
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