Who breaks up a bar fight unless someone is dying? C'mon now. Step back with your drink in hand and watch the fun. Or grab a pool cue and smash it over someone's head like in the movies. Hehe
Just kidding tray day I'm glad you didn't die when that happened. I've been fortunate to have my buddies intervene when some FAGGOT native American sucked punched me from behind and knocked my about ready to pass out anyway drunk ass out on the floor. Life of a cowboy I guess some people like to sit at home and play solitaire while eating cheese sandwiches and some of us like to STIR THE POT AND FUCK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO
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You should've hit him with some home style cooking.
You: you overcharged me for these items here, can I get the difference back?
Him: I'm not sure, which items?
You: these. All these.
*Points to items but blocks their view from him*
*Him: I can't see man. All these what ?
You: ALDI'S NUTS, BITCH.
And then it would've helped if it was actually bags of nuts that he overcharged you for and you could ttoss the bags at him so they land on his face and chin.
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Ha! Tricked you! I "apologize for the confusion" is a common Latvian term for "I'm actually not sorry hehehehe." You would know that if you were truly Latvian! Scam!!!
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Yeah he was way worse than Yakubu Gowon (1.1M deaths), Mengistu Haile Mariam (400Kβ1.5M deaths), Kim Il Sung (1.6M deaths), Pol Pot (1.7M deaths), Ismail Enver Pasha (2.5M deaths), Hideki Tojo (5M deaths), Leopold II of Belgium (2-15M deaths), Adolf Hitler (17M deaths), Jozef Stalin (23M deaths), or Mao Zedong (49-78M deaths).
wow some terrible stats here, it remind me of those tragedies
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Just left the Mexican restaurant.. now playing Operation and smoking a bowl ..π
The magical trifecta. I wanna eat Mexican food and get high and play Operation. Like right now. I'm gonna do it even though I don't have any of those things on me.
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I'm gonna open up a chain of lemonade stands but instead of lemonade I'll sell airplane shots and I'll sell them all 5 cents cheaper than the big guys and I'll have them conveniently placed around high schools and sporting events and weddings.
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Make it a little bigger so you can climb up there and then call someone and tell them to come over and let themselves in and then when they say andrreeeew where are you , you go Yooohooo I'm back heeeere and then they'll come in the room and be like what the heck where are you and then you jump down from the hole and spook them
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