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Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock

  1. #41
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Who is this peedy individuole?
  2. #42
    Sir quikmix
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Me drinking Ovaltine from a straw while Lanny bounces on my pean so hard it tickles his chest cavity and we both die of laughter.
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  4. #44
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Sir quikmix

    Oh I just call him QMR (pronounced "coomer")
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  5. #45
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Lanny has a fantastic butt crack

    Aren't there a couple of criteria?

    1) Tail bone/where the tail would be. This can occasionally be quite pronounced.
    2) Asshole. Nice neat asshole, tight, functions well, puckers nicely, etc.
    3) Bowel function - excessive gassiness, anal leakage, etc. can cost points here.
    4) Hairage - is the asshole excessively hairy? Should he braid his ass hair?
    5) Grundle - do the legs rub together? Is the in between legs area clean and doesn't get smelly?
    6) Overall, is it arsthtic overall? Is it firm? Is it tight? Does it smell OK?
  6. #46
    7) Has his bum been waxed?
  7. #47
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Aren't there a couple of criteria?

    1) Tail bone/where the tail would be. This can occasionally be quite pronounced.
    2) Asshole. Nice neat asshole, tight, functions well, puckers nicely, etc.
    3) Bowel function - excessive gassiness, anal leakage, etc. can cost points here.
    4) Hairage - is the asshole excessively hairy? Should he braid his ass hair?
    5) Grundle - do the legs rub together? Is the in between legs area clean and doesn't get smelly?
    6) Overall, is it arsthtic overall? Is it firm? Is it tight? Does it smell OK?

    Stop talking idiot.
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump 6) Overall, is it arsthtic overall?

    you were doing a butt pun from the word aesthetic right ? But you left out the e too, was that a typo or a deeper joke I don't understand ?
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