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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Feeling like maybe goin out to eat for dinner tonight..

    #metoo I was quite literally just thinking of it. I'm hungry NOW though so I don't know what my plan is.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …remember 10yrs ago when you totaled my car…having a 3some with your sister might ease the pain a little.

    Jeez man use some tact.

    But yes .
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like you are "owed" some special favors to me.

    I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't just do me those special favors to begin with, but I like the concept of purposefully sabotaging your girlfriend in this manner for the sole purpose of making her feel like she "owes you." It would work best on fresh relationships.



    Or you could just go the bar with a friend and have your friend pretend attack a girl you like there, and then you pretend stop him like wwf acting style make it look real maybe even your buddy will take a punch or two from you and then the girl loves you and you take her home

    Then once you get home you tell her you forgot something in your car and ask her if she'll go get it and she goes out and then your other friend is out there pretend trying to rape her again and you run out and save her

    And then just whatever just repeat that until the girl is so traumatized that she assumes you are the only guy in the world that isn't out to get her and ...profit.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo What post number is 420 pages? Is it 8380? That's too many this needs to die now

    I'm only on page 164 .

    I'm a 40 banger though I guess the TRUF is 80ppp.

    If we all killed ourselves it wouldn't matter. Let's do that.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Teach him to drive like Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad. Right foot gas left foot brake is the ONLY WAY.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to make a living getting high AS FUCK and doing bird expirements
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Two threads in one day whewwee!

    But fuck y’all thanksgiving is my jam. No one is trying to sell you anything, you just gotta eat and drink and show some gratitude and that’s a good holiday in my book.

    And you know I know not all of us have a family situation where you can do the traditional thanksgiving thing but you can still get drunk and be grateful about something. You don’t have to shout it from the roof tops but just take a moment to enjoy those few things on this gay ass planet that make you smile.


    You look different.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master You know why he's guilty? He didn't try to stop them, that's how murder charges work.

    If me and you leave my house to go make trouble and I kill someone while you watch or film you are an accessory to that murder and are charged the same.

    There's this case where two girls and a guy bring this other girl to the scraggly woods and torture and kill her, but girl 2 didn't know about it beforehand, and didn't participate, but was there for the whole thing and didn't intervene.

    She ended up simply testifying against the other 2 people, and ended up just getting like 6 years of probation for essentially witnessing a horrible violent murder and doing nothing about it.

    Maybe the filmer dude should've struck some type of deal like that.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I lived in a strategic area. I guess maybe I do. Wanna fuck? I don't have boxes though.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Really hardcore crooked eye laughing crying emoji times 3
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck you 🤣🤣🤣
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weed is the same.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Everything is everything
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 https://voca.ro/187RZUCZ51ds

    Heard. You too.

    Thanks.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah me too man I built some edible and did a marijuana vape im like way out of it to the moon man , totally distillate so much ,
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Itbybit tho
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein “Tweety Pie”!! 😭💗😂 omggg so frikn cute 😋

    Why didn't you mention tweety pie in my best bird thread ?

    :(
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol imagine being a Vegas housekeeper. Just washing laundry LITTERED IN CUM.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Serious question down by thr bay where the watersmellons blow crack do my homies I dare not say a darn thung aboot it

    Serious question can I get your updated dad's email address and also can we fuck
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get some Norm Macdonald's breakfast chicken nuggets.
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