I just woke up and decided I'm gonna become a professional turtle breeder. They gotta be pretty easy to maintain just throw em some food and water now and then and that's it. They don't need special shit like fish or dogs or snakes do. I'm gonna buy 2 big turtle tanks and fill one with turtles and leave the other one empty , then I will have a third tank exclusively for turtle sex and I'll put two turtles in it each day and display them. Yes. Thanks.
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Cash me not indoors jacking off QMR under the Queensborough bridge for 5 bucks using jimmy hoffas skeleton hand instead of my own.
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Has anyone changed their mind about anything here yet ?
We should set up a thing where everyone that's posted in this thread all go to a big auditorium and we stand in front of our respective podiums and read the thread out loud for thousands of in-person audience members and millions of national viewers.
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2022-01-02 at 1:29 AM UTC
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Dear Emkyou
I'm still Monopoly money rich.
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Merry 2022, or whatever. 22 is my favorite numby so I'm gonna pretend that this year is MY YEAR to get my shit together and then probably just end up doing nothing and getting worse. Tee. Hee.
Nah, gotta figure some shit out but it'll be AIGHT. I just realized the end of the year went downhill when I stopped killing myself every single day, so I think I might trying to do that again.
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I thought you'd never ask.
Please, cut me open and have your way with my insides. I have no qualms with you living inside my body on display.
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2022-01-01 at 10:05 PM UTC
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Attic Attack!
Now cover the hole with a thin layer of twigs and grass and then out a bunch of SPIKES and SNAKES on the floor in your room and GET OUT.
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2021-08-23 at 2:57 PM UTC
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Which pill is best?
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No but I'm good at reticulating splines.
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BUTT MACHINE . FOUR DIFFERENT BUTT TYPES AND INFINITE FECES AMMO .
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How likely is it that even mediocre men pretending to be mediocre women will make a lot of money on only fans because of your people and their spending power?
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Originally posted by aldra
Rick?
RICK IS ALWAYS IN POSITION.
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2021-12-22 at 6:05 AM UTC
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Create a superhero
Mr. Wrinkle
He's a wrinkle always.
Immortal.
Can't be stopped.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
None of you kids scare me.
I just meant, aren't we all a slave to something, at the end of the day?
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Originally posted by Meikai
fireball is dank in cider it tastes like apple pie.
This is true . I learned this the other weekend when this drunk native asked me to buy him a traveler of fireball because he was kicked out of the store. He gave me 9 dollars and they're like 15 dollars so I just went and bought some fireball shooters and offered then to him and he got pissed off and I gave him his money back. Then we ordered ciders at the bar and poured the fireballs in SUPER SECRETLY under the rail and they tasted like treats.
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Originally posted by frala
Be a dumb white bitch.
Ive been doing that for a long time.
What's the next step ?
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Originally posted by frala
Yes I’m aware the abv is lower but I will be tipsy after two, drunk after three. They have the same effect on me as liquor.
To each their own.
What is the math for me to get DRUNK off of 3 white claws? What do I have to do to my body and diet ?
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How much does that bottle of Jag cost in Canadia? Like 50 bucks?
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Originally posted by frala
I thanked the post for videos posted and dramatic flair bc let’s be honest, the majority of posters here are suicidal and I appreciate a different type of histrionic behavior on occasion.
Lanny is stuck with me.
Jodi Arias vibes
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