Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-05-09 at 3:59 AM UTC in Unban well hung
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   kill yourself kill yousrelf kill yourself
2. 2023-05-08 at 7:53 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
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3. 2023-05-08 at 7:44 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
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4. 2023-05-08 at 7:44 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
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5. 2023-05-08 at 3:08 PM UTC in How about we discuss our feelings?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The kind of feelings i like are the ones where you feel up a nice ass in a crowd and then look nonchalant when the victim looks around for her abuser.

   
   Used to do this as a TWEEN at the local swimming pool. Swimming underwater and "accidentally" touching girls' asses and vajeens as we swam by. You ever swim around with a boner? It's funny.
6. 2023-05-08 at 3:05 PM UTC in Mothers day gift ideas
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You could get her tickets to a concert or event near you that you know she would like.
   
   You could get her a fancy new air fryer or a bird bath.
7. 2023-05-08 at 2:49 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd be out with the first Googly.

   
   NOT IN MY VERSION. I get unlimited outs and when I'm out, it just means I win.
8. 2023-05-08 at 2:08 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My version is different it doesn't have any of that stuff it just has one batter.
9. 2023-05-08 at 2 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well Cricket has 2 batters in play.
   
   

   
   Only one can hit the ball and that's me.
10. 2023-05-08 at 1:56 PM UTC in Decoding Sophie
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Schrodinger's Sophie is funnier now that I have a cat named Sophie.
    
    There are three people who most think are dead, but they arent. Sophie, trayvon, and actro. They're all alive and kicking. Sorry.
11. 2023-05-08 at 1:52 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cricket
12. 2023-05-08 at 1:50 PM UTC in Decided to change teams
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should join my team. We need one more player to play outfield. You don't get to bat because I'm the designated all time batter but you can take pretend swings in the on-deck circle as if you were actually at bat.
13. 2023-05-08 at 1:22 PM UTC in Who are you, John Passant?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Take a big dump in the middle of the chess board as a power move.
14. 2023-05-08 at 5:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CandyRein Bout to go kick it like Bruce Lee ❤️

    
    that's my dad's name. lol
    
    he's dead but that's his name.
15. 2023-05-08 at 5:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hi mike. any good horror movies recommended lately?
    
    
    did youget laid yet brotha?
16. 2023-05-08 at 4:56 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    im a hot bachelor on the market just saying
17. 2023-05-08 at 4:55 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    is she single?
18. 2023-05-08 at 4:47 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me, kid.

    
    
    yeah it did. you went and hid outside in your garbage can because of it.
19. 2023-05-08 at 4:39 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    classic TIFF
    
    
    its nice to have work TIFF around
20. 2023-05-08 at 4:37 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hey
    
    I just sneezed 8 times in a row. New personal record. I always want to hit 8 but I usually SNUFF OFF at around 5. then i force 6 and really have to force 7. but i got 8 this time. WOO HOOOOOO
    
    by the way mothers day is coming up and unlike you fools asking for what to give you moms like sexual massages and sexual bird baths i personally am going to give my mother one of the coolest and best gifts a mother could ever ask for: A SCAVENGER HUNT
    
    I'm gonna make a series of notes that lead her to different places and then when she gets to the end its gonna be me sitting at a booth at the fanciest restaurant in town with a big juicy steak waiting for her.
    
    that's the plan.
    
    thanks