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  1. #21
    I also need to figure this out. My moms so hard to buy for. I got her a new computer, printer and scanner in november and sge still hasnt let me set them up because she doesnt want to lose all her "files" on the old PC (its like windows XP spreadsheets and shit that she hasnt looked at in 20 years).

    If i take her to dinner, she'll order the cheapest thing or an appetizer and say shes not really hungry and her stomachs upset.

    If i buy her clothes she'll say theyre very n8ce and i have good taste but theyre far too fancy and she doesnt go out anywhere.

    Mekes me sad ☹️
  2. #22
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Is it weird if a woman doesn't own a vibrator? I used to search my mum's room as a teen to steal her money and she didn't have one. Always creeped me out a bit.

    Some women just don't get anything out of them. GG for instance. She does likes licking, but she's never had an actual orgasm as far as I can tell.
  3. #23
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I also need to figure this out. My moms so hard to buy for. I got her a new computer, printer and scanner in november and sge still hasnt let me set them up because she doesnt want to lose all her "files" on the old PC (its like windows XP spreadsheets and shit that she hasnt looked at in 20 years).

    If i take her to dinner, she'll order the cheapest thing or an appetizer and say shes not really hungry and her stomachs upset.

    If i buy her clothes she'll say theyre very n8ce and i have good taste but theyre far too fancy and she doesnt go out anywhere.

    Mekes me sad ☹️

    My mom is similar. I bought her a new Macbook Air once, and she wouldn't accept it or use it for a very long time. Kept trying to make me take it.

    GG is also like that, but in an awkward way, she'll take whatever you give her, but she won't actually use it. She has a nice laptop, a fancy tablet and an iPhone 13 Pro Max hidden away in her mom's place in Kiev.

    My mom is selfless when it comes to me, GG is selfish.
  4. #24
    Spend the day with her...that's the best gift a mother could wish for.
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  5. #25
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spend the day with her…that's the best gift a mother could wish for.

    My mom passed away year and a half ago and we always liked it when I just showed up and bullshitted a few hours. Also I never care about official days, if someone needs something I help if I can.

    Also thanks for being here Jiggaboo because I think vinny was having withdraw. Nobody else can keep up the back and forth like you.
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Some women just don't get anything out of them. GG for instance. She does likes licking, but she's never had an actual orgasm as far as I can tell.

    Some women really have trouble orgasming.. no matter how good you may be in bed ..
    even if you 'push all the right buttons'. Its their genetics.
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  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You could get her tickets to a concert or event near you that you know she would like.

    You could get her a fancy new air fryer or a bird bath.
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