Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-05-08 at 4:27 AM UTC in My girlfriend got into a car accident
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I live in an area where not a lot of people die of unnatural causes. today the facebook feed blew up and everyone around me talking about a terrible car accident right next to where I was working. some lady FLEW out of her windshield and died right then and there on the road. no seat belt. whatever. that's that story cool huh?
2. 2023-05-08 at 2:31 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My eyebrow extensions just arrived in the post so that's what I'll be doing for the next few hours.
3. 2023-05-06 at 10:52 AM UTC in 70 year old man cleans house at women's poker tournament.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How often does this happen me wonders? Like why, for instance, aren't there other guys playing in this tournament? If this is a known loophole you'd think it would be more exploited at this point.
4. 2023-05-06 at 8:50 AM UTC in Why are you existing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nope. No dreaming allowed. You're allowed to exist, and nothing else.
5. 2023-05-06 at 8:47 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra 'stoma sex'
   
   
   you're welcome

   
   timeless classic
6. 2023-05-06 at 4:12 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung Your posts are so consistently lovable and good- natured. You're a wholesome soul, Speckles. I doubt you've experienced any significant trauma in your life. And I'm thankful for that. ⚘️💖

   
   He ignored this post because he is bashful and doesn't know how to respond to compliments. Wholesomeness intensifies.
7. 2023-05-06 at 4:10 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The worthless piece of shit murdered his own wife.

   
   She was a known baby rapist and trafficker of babies. I would've murdered her too.
8. 2023-05-06 at 4:09 AM UTC in Why are you existing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Everything has a role even at the molecular level. I'm fulfilling some stupid role is why I exist still I guess. My role will be to die at some point. Which then, Iiiiiii still might exist. What is even existence ??????????
9. 2023-05-05 at 11:37 PM UTC in Mothers day gift ideas
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Thought of massage coupon many times but she'd put it off forever and not go.
   
   I bought her a $125 car detailing gift package once and she still has it, alwwya saying "I'll save it for when it really needs it"

   
   Nigga he doesn't mean a gift certificate.
   
   You wake your mom's ass up bright and early on mother's day and force your massage upon her. EZ
10. 2023-05-05 at 11:14 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    King Charles' coronation I can't wait. I got my alarm set for 3am so I can watch it live I mean wow what a time to be alive much wow so wow very wow.
11. 2023-05-05 at 10:48 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked yeah they had to put up those lil yellow teepees so people wouldnt slip and die

    
    Can't say I've ever heard someone refer to a wet floor sign thingy as a yellow teepee. I like it.
12. 2023-05-05 at 12:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
    
    Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock

    
    And some poor fella had to mop up the SEA of vaginal juices after your performance amirite
13. 2023-05-05 at 3:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That one time pee was sick, sitting on CHAIRY, and RANDY the puppet bully fuckboi came down from the ceiling and started sneezing and coughing on Pee Wee even though he knew he didn't feel good. So sad.
14. 2023-05-05 at 3:57 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CandyRein Chilln in a big comfy chair until it’s time to go .., I worked a different wing than usual tonight and it went by so smoothly because I wasn’t with my usual people I’ve spoiled rotten ❤️

    
    When I think of a big comfy chair I think CHAIRY from Pee wees playhouse. Remember that fucker? CHAIRY? I love it.
15. 2023-05-05 at 3:51 AM UTC in Off grid/self sustainability fred
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm coming over with some wood. Stay put.
16. 2023-05-04 at 2:40 AM UTC in What if Hitler traveled back in time and became gay?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey hey hey easy now. What if he went back in time to not become gay but rather to become a deeply closeted gay man?
17. 2023-04-30 at 2:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm at an amateur comedy show which I payed 30 dollars for.
18. 2023-04-29 at 9:15 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 John Lamb

    
    Steven Butt
19. 2023-04-29 at 8:21 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian deftones are way better than tool

    
    Rude
20. 2023-04-29 at 7:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    literally cummin https://youtu.be/BfLCHTRIxtk