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2023-05-15 at 3:31 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....and then you got the three dudes above me running around having rough gay sex throughout their apartment, giving each other bloody noses and shit.
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2023-05-15 at 3:28 AM UTC in when you have anal sex
Originally posted by aldra embedded bandcamp link
certified banger. I'll continue to vote for Rick until the day I die. -
2023-05-15 at 3:26 AM UTC in Huevos?where's the option for F(ake)eggs?
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2023-05-15 at 3:22 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I'm the ideal weed purchaser. No bullshit no hey want to smoke a bowl with me want to hang around and chat? nah. got want I want? here you go. thanks. bye.
when I was walking back the two blocks to my place, this college kid was staring up at his second-floor window trying to figure out how to get in. It was a little too high for his abilities and he had drunkenly locked himself out, so yes I did the old friendly chap thing and offered to be his little boost. He stood on my shoulders and I got him in right proper. Then I stole the 1.75 of fireball he had sitting outside next to him still. just kidding. he gave me a shot for thanks purposes and that was that.
My good deed for the day. god bless -
2023-05-15 at 2:47 AM UTC in Why do niggers want to fight and shoot each other so much, considering they smoke so much weed?because its fun. tell me you've never had a fun night fighting and shooting guns off without telling me you've never had a fun night fighting and shooting guns off. hashtag yolo much?
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2023-05-15 at 2:45 AM UTC in I'm having a hell of a time trying to sew my oatswhen it comes to sewing and sewing related matters and suggestions yeah I don't play around (like I said, former sewist). The cheerio pattern could actually become the next new trend on Instagram so yeah that's what I would do. you could even stuff the middle of the cheerios with insulation afterward or whatever if you don't want to be cold.
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2023-05-15 at 2:34 AM UTC in I'm having a hell of a time trying to sew my oatsYou could use Cheerios instead of baby oats and you'd have an easier time threading the needle through their eyes. Just a suggestion from a former sewist.
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2023-05-15 at 2:20 AM UTC in what would you guys rsther play or purchaseButthole Stars 14 is what I would rather play
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2023-05-15 at 2:19 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Nice. I don't do any gardening myself because I'm dumb, but if I did I would grow millions of venus fly traps. They make me happy.
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2023-05-15 at 2:11 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬are those venus fly traps? XD
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2023-05-15 at 1:44 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-05-15 at 1:44 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Moving won't change anything. The New World Order is weaponizing and empowering the commies, fascists and socialists for a total world takeover. If they don't get to you today, they'll be getting to you soon, and it won't matter where you are. Just wait for the 15-minute cities, the cashless society, and the digital discrimination passport (Mark of the Beast). And that will be just for starters.
Well stop being so mean to Canada then! -
2023-05-15 at 1:16 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Have you ever considered moving to one of the other 194 countries?
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2023-05-13 at 11:17 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro we’re too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
Open your mouth and say oink. -
2023-05-13 at 9:43 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Like you can spend your whole life trying to make a difference or you can spend you whole life just doing whatever you fucking want. Both end in death. Both don't matter to the individual after said death. But I can see why people want their different paths. 8 billion of us fuckers. It's just a free for all of thoughts actions personalities emotions and ideas.
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2023-05-13 at 9:40 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Fox I think the problem isn’t necessarily laziness it’s just that most people who are smart are also rule-followers. They do what they’re supposed to, get the job crunching numbers for NASA or writing code for google or whatever and become just another cog in the machine.
To really make a difference you have to be smart, but also want to enforce your will on others to enact your vision and break all the rules.
I think it's all predestined anyway. I think maybe the smartest people are the ones who realize there's no need or reason to 'make a difference.' -
2023-05-13 at 9:36 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionI just got off the horn with your wife. I told her about how you were in love with a catfish. She's mad but she thinks she can get over it.
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2023-05-09 at 8:23 AM UTC in which member cutest? threadYou can have the keys but I'll never keep my door locked.
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2023-05-09 at 4:21 AM UTC in Unban well hungyou better uh KNOT mention that again. I think that's the song my upstairs neighbor listens to every night from midnight to 4am. the bass lines up.
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2023-05-09 at 4:20 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I've never visited a doctor or dentist in my entire life and I have perfect health and perfect teeth.
