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Decided to change teams

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    I'm taking off my small hat and giving up on being a MOON PERSON I am going to join gen z where it's better and our sacks aren't so tite
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    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    I never really was a moon man I have always been on the cutting edge of hip modern culture

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Zoomies are extremely productive, much wealthier and have a much better working attitude than my generation

    They also have healthy sex lives and a superior culture. You are going to be replaced at work by a zoomer female very soon





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    Imagine downgrading from already being part of the barely acceptable
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should join my team. We need one more player to play outfield. You don't get to bat because I'm the designated all time batter but you can take pretend swings in the on-deck circle as if you were actually at bat.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by mmQ You should join my team. We need one more player to play outfield. You don't get to bat because I'm the designated all time batter but you can take pretend swings in the on-deck circle as if you were actually at bat.

    What sport? rounders?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cricket
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    Well Cricket has 2 batters in play.

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    Nothing like a cricket match on a hot BRRRRRRRITISH summers day (71F), chillin out with a few beers and the sound of balls on wood in the background.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well Cricket has 2 batters in play.


    Only one can hit the ball and that's me.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Only one can hit the ball and that's me.

    Here's the problem with that...and the reason you need 2 batters, when runs occur the batter could end up at the opposite wickets, that means the bowler would be bowling to no one if only 1 batter was allowed to bat. You need two so both sets of wickets are always covered by a batter...otherwise, it's simply not cricket.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My version is different it doesn't have any of that stuff it just has one batter.
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    You'd be out with the first Googly.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    welcome fam
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    Kafka sweaty
    My dad played cricket, there's a picnic table in his memory at the cricket club. I remember when I was 12 some Indian cricket club came to practise with them and they asked me to make them coffee. I said no because I didn't know how to make coffee and they looked shocked.
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    Kafka sweaty
    I've still never made a cup of coffee in my life and don't know how.
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    Originally posted by Kafka My dad played cricket, there's a picnic table in his memory at the cricket club. I remember when I was 12 some Indian cricket club came to practise with them and they asked me to make them coffee. I said no because I didn't know how to make coffee and they looked shocked.

    Such impudence would get you gang raped and left for dead if you'd said "no" to them in India.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd be out with the first Googly.

    NOT IN MY VERSION. I get unlimited outs and when I'm out, it just means I win.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka I've still never made a cup of coffee in my life and don't know how.

    i bet ur giner smeels like cheese
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    Originally posted by mmQ NOT IN MY VERSION. I get unlimited outs and when I'm out, it just means I win.

    Wow, I'm glad I never played you at chess

    "That piece is a Queen"
    "no it's a pawn"
    "NOT IN MY GAME THEY ARE ALL QUEENS ON MY SIDE"
    "I bet they are Jessica, I bet they are"
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    God damn ill never understand cricket
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